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Assassins creed syndicate be crazy dawg, im currently in ww1 having a chat with Winston Churchill

I hate it when my balls itch man

I want vermin supreme to be our new president

Why would people go insane from “horrors beyond comprehension” like bro, if we don’t understand it, why would we fear it.

How are you in my house

Ocean man implies the existence of land women

Called it

Why the fuck is hardwood floor so sensitive “oh, you spilled a droplet of water on me for more than a second? I’m gonna ruin your entire floor by bending upwards”

SMii7Y would love this event

No, bad user, back to the hole

Why would anyone admit this

@tobyfox.undertale.com have you heard of undertale 2

I’m sending you to old yellers backyard

What does this mean

The end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end

i'm like if a guy sacrificed his penis to travel through space and time to avoid the apocalypse only to wind up living in a world with no penis and an imminent apocalypse

how do i go back

Why can’t we end the fight of “god creatures humans” and “evolution” by just saying “a god put the bare essentials and let life do its course” and not just humans appearing one day

everybody point and laugh at the fool

You just hear a combined “nooo”

The party has a lot to answer with this statement and I don’t know what the point is here is it doesn’t have a single word about it but it is the party and it’s a lot more important to be able and it’s a little more than just the fact it’s a party that has been in power since it has a little more of

My left ear enjoyed this

Lil man, your face is scrungled, why so small, yet skin so large

Me the when:

Counter weights to keep his strength down