Yes! That’s what they’re called! She’s the wife of this fucker. I sometimes forget that BG3 is just horny dungeons and dragons
Check out the audiobook!! If you liked the series the audiobooks are super fun and good too! (The first few chapters are cringe cause white cis male but keep going!)
Omg, I have a house in my neighborhood that also has the like icle style lights up all year, and it used to annoy me but a year into living here I finally saw the neighbor and they are wheelchair bound. Immediate pass, I’m so so sorry. I shall walk myself to the guillotine
Lindsey Graham's favorite spot to grab a bottle of gin and go for a wander:
No way this idea could possibly be corrupted. Nope.
Also ASSS
Is that the bitch from BG3???
✨ Feeling extremely undesirable and unwanted ✨
Be for real, he’d be in a fucking diaper
I thought all the pokemon use they/them pronouns in the game? From what I was told the ditto is gender less and they’re just mimicking the gender of the trainer. (Havnt played my husband is playing so I could be wrong)
Failure to pick up your dog shit should result in a $10K fine, 90 day sentence to walking around the city picking up dog shit, and I get to keep your dog
Remember to be kind to yourself, learn to love the journey and don’t focus on being a great test taker, but grasping the knowledge fully. You got this, and if no one has told you enough. Proud of you!
Just throwing this out there, 10 years of medical experience no one has ever asked what grades I got in school, what my score was on my certification, nor what GPA was. No doc I’ve worked with has ever mentioned them either. But what we do all talk about is what experiences we had.
They keep having collabs trying to become relevant again, I did however purchase this lil fucker (endearing) recently from pop mart
Just go up afterward and tell him thank you.
False Spring
Do not believe in the lies spoken to you by the robins.
The scurrying squirrels across the street are but hallucinations.
The beetles that emerged from dormancy are, too, fools.
That silver hair daddy in 3 inch inseam shorts running at a 7 minute mile pace is just from Wisconsin.
doing a photoshoot with an N64 😍😍
Keyboard Warrior Markwayne Mullin:
LEFT: Pounding his little warrior chest on the Internet.
RIGHT: Cowering and shitting his pants in real life.
I can pretend
till he is dry as a straw husk doll.
Can’t eat a cream pie without @penacolada2293.bsky.social coming to mind.
Very grateful we made the switch to full electric car and solar for home cause wtf is this. 🫠🫠
You in those glasses tho 😮💨😮💨😮💨
lol this made me chuckle cause I had a patient named Nina (pronounced Nine-a) because she was the 9th child in the family.
Is this where we get in line? 👨🏻🤝👨🏽👨🏿🤝👨🏼
Happy world book day! What’re you reading?
My current book- Water Moon by Samantha Sotto Yambao
What would you give to have peace?
Best advice I ever got was that if you get a writers block, go read three new books by different authors. Forces you to see new perspectives and styles that pushes you out of the comfort of “your voice”.
