Is the world worth saving anymore?
They say they want Mercy. But what they really want is the absence of consequences.
Sometimes you just need to walk away.
It's odd you bring this up. I was having a discussion with friends about movies you'll watch only once. I brought up Schindler's list as my example.
The more things change the more they don't like it.
Happy Rex Manning day to all.
I find it weird that I've lost 3 friends in less than a month.
Thank you all for being weird.
I made an owl bear.
Le meow.
Do twins ever realize, one of them was unplanned?
Well you were born there so I would assume that you would return.
I've become a parody of myself. I don't even know what I'm joking anymore.
History lesson for the day: Two ice dancers got into an argument on the ice and tried to kill each other. Thus hockey was born.
If Biden wanted to give a big middle finger to Trump. He'd pardon Luigi Mangione on his last day. Then send him a list of every political rally that Trump will be attending.
Why do people believe I'm a responsible adult?
Bigfoot works for the C.I.A.
New bed. It vibrates.
Good creepy not bad creepy.
Nature isn't cruel. It's just effective.
Do not taunt happy fun ball.
Alone at work. Watching the cats wonder around my parking lot.
You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need one if you want to go skydiving twice.
