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The melted butter clumps everything together in a single wet mass, which is what you want for some things. But if you are going for flake & layers, you should be able to see separate bits of butter in the dough, which requires the butter to stay hard.

Cold butter will give you a flakier, more crumbly, melt-in-your-mouth texture.

a girl is hugging a stuffed animal from monsters inc . ALT: a girl is hugging a stuffed animal from monsters inc .

Oh, Muddy.

Tell a friend to tell a friend SHE’S BAAAACk

My friend's daughter has to have a minor surgery.

She said, "I knew we were in good hands because she walked in wearing a Current lanyard." 😂

#KCBaby #TealTown

I am still gobsmacked that Ally Sentnor is joining the @kansascitycurrent.bsky.social! #KCBaby #NWSL #USWNT #woso

Same

My guess is that he hasn't violated Sip Club rules, but has been loud & obnoxious, disturbing/harassing other customers, at that particular location enough that they trespassed him.

He has quite the swing on his back porch.

The little red & white fluffer (left) is Georgie. The big yellow & white pittie (right) is Diamond. The black & white brute who moves into the middle is Wade.

I love watching Wade walk.

Lots of people angry that Donald is spending taxpayer money to golf in Scotland but with his poor leg circulation I am encouraging him to do as many long haul flights as possible

I love Georgie to pieces, but this morning I realized that I didn't actually miss having three dogs in the house so much as I missed having two pitties in the house.

That thing is haunted

Earlier this week, Miss Diamond alerted me that she needed to poop. Previously, if I didn't notice her by the door, she snuck off to 💩 in the back room.

We left her loose in the house with Wade today while we went out of town. (A friend came to walk them midday.)

No accidents = A Perfect Princess

RACHEL WELLS JUL 18, 2025 Exclusive: Pregnant Woman in Tennessee Denied Care for Being Unmarried The 2025 Medical Ethics Defense Act allows physicians to deny care to patients whose "lifestyles" they disagree with Last night at a town hall in Jonesborough, Tennessee, a woman shared her story: she was denied prenatal care by her OB-GYN because the doctor objected to the fact that she isn't married. She's been with her partner for 15 years and has a 13-year-old child. The doctor told her that because she was unwed, they didn't feel comfortable treating her because it went against their "Christian values." Now, she's traveling out of state to Virginia to receive prenatal care.

This is exactly what Republicans were counting on. Earlier this year, the state passed the 2025 Medical Ethics Defense Act, which gives physicians, and even insurers, the legal right to deny care to patients based on any religious, moral, or ethical belief. There are no protections for people in rural areas with limited options. There's no requirement to refer patients elsewhere. And there's no legal recourse. The woman at the town hall explained that her representatives are not responsive to her questions, even as she repeatedly calls Sen. Marsha Blackburn. When she reached staff at Sen. Bill Hagerty's office, they told her, "he's not obligated to listen to his constituents."

It was NEVER about protecting but always about punishing women.

A preview of August's essay "Dystopian narratives and Trump Era-Polices" in meme form

If you see this, post a vampire! 🧛🏻

Take a break from The Horrors and read about BABY SLOTH FARTS!!!

This is insane shit. And we are pretending like we're gonna host the World Cup and The Olympics. We're telling MLB players "good luck out there"

The best thing about working at the local public library is that I know when my favorite authors' lastest works are available.

The worst thing is the exponential growth of my TBR list.

The MOST IMPORTANT thing is improvement in my mental health. My coworkers and (most of) the patrons are great!

LaBonta and Hutton having the same expression and pose during the match when talking with the ref

like mother like daughter 💀

"Escape" by Rupert Holmes (aka "The Piña Colada Song"). Yes, relationships can stale, but rather than talking, they BOTH turn to the personal ads looking for an affair?!

Fwiw, I take great delight in knowing that Holmes hates piña coladas, but people are always buying them for him.

That's not a candygram. That's a Bible saleman.

I feel stupider every day just reading this shit.

I'm assuming the former & choosing to believe the latter. The yard they pooped in was that of a family they all adore, so it might be "How could *you* do this to us?!"

All three dogs pooped in the same yard this morning... One of quite a few where sky-booms were being launched last night. I choose to believe they were making a statement.