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Probably lol

I'm going to a convention tomorrow I need to take some bromide or something so I'm not getting a stiffy for Kirby characters while I'm there

An image post of the character Meta Knight from Kirby Air Riders. The caption is "My face when I need to sleep but I also need to bend this round slut over and fuck a whole litter into him".

Everyone else: Awwww Meta looks so beautiful in Air Riders
Me at 3am:

... Never thought I'd cum from something like this before

In a group chat with a number of others and 80% of it is them wanting to suplex Meta Knight into the sun and 20% me trying to hide how badly I wanna fucking breed him

You better be careful debating me I'm masturbating like a madman as I'm typing this you better watch out or it'll end with a sticky milky shower and/or bath

I'm too horny for everyone else's own good

👀👀👀

Very excited for Air Riders after the direct
No Elfilin which makes my dick sad 💔
At least Magolor and Meta are still in the game and their asses are proudly on full display so I have plenty of orb cheeks to jack off to 🍆

This but also he changes his body to milk cum more effectively including learning how to grow big fat boy tiddies
Slamming his boy boobs up and down and getting cum all over his face and cumming hands-free
And when he's alone he does it to himself and gets his OWN cum on his face

Coomer but in addition to cumming compulsively he also is addicted to other people's cum and getting other people off
Just gluck gluck glucks on a big fat cock while he jerks off and swallows a big fat load of cum while soaking his briefs with a loud sexy SQPLLUUURRRCCCCHHHH 💦🩲

Looking back through early versions of my fics I give way too many characters fedoras lol

Quick question
When you cum does your cock go splurt? Splooge? Kasplash?
Asking for statistical purposes

"Why are you posting this from your porn account Auto"
Because I keep seeing people post it on my porn feed that's why
There's only a handful of content I can find here but not elsewhere so atp I might as well just hornypost instead of art
It'd be more content than everything else I've seen combined

I hardly spend any time here anymore
I don't even see anything new 90% of the time most of it is just reposts of stuff on Twitter so I don't see much of a point
"But Twitter is bots"
I barely see bots there cause I stick to Following only

Every time I see a post that's just like "Don't try to roast don't try to be funny don't even try to correct just block and move on and make no content whatsoever"
I feel like we need a list of ways in which we are allowed to have fun on this website

I can't help myselfffff 😖💦

And of course right as I say this I feel a big tent in my pants

Welp I know what I'll be doing for the next hour

Sometimes I want to blow my mind and my load into my comfy boxers over and over, like I did just now 💦🩳

But other times I want to be gently held and stroked and cuddled to sleep 🫂🧡🛌

... And sometimes I want to cum in my pants while I'm being cuddled 😳

My first animation

#nsfw || #kirby || #nintendo || #rule34 || #nsfwart

Auto and scrow showing their goods

For @automaticbulldozer.bsky.social

One of these days I'll get to know someone who milks me for everything I have

Update: I came so hard my legs gave way and I passed out for 7 hours

Not exactly lol though it was fun towards the end

I can't quantify how fucking horny I am right now holy crap

Like why the hell is my dick so hard why is the air so heavy

I can't stop touching myself unnnnngh

Oh and Meta Knight too

We believe in equality here

Galacta Knight should sit on my face

Thank you for coming to my TED talk

Could be a fun dynamic though
Imagine having someone to tease cause you're the only one who can give them that taste of euphoria 💦

It's probably for the best that nobody in my life has big tits cause if they gave me a titfuck I think I'd get addicted

In the mood for some big orb booba round my cock rn