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Jocelyn Ayodele

@jocelynayodele.bsky.social

18+ only I'm a 31 year old with a 3 year old toddler self that enjoys exploring her world.

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Any babysitter worth their salt will know that swim diapers aren't meant to replace normal diapeys.

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Panel 1

August has just finished downloading a game that he's been looking forward to playing. Unfortunately, he also has to get to work so he doesn't have time to playing it right now. On his computer screen is the notice that the download is complete and an option to tip "15%", "30%", or "50%".

August (thinking): I've been waiting for this game forever. I'll play it after work.

Panel 2

It's later in the evening and August is making dinner. He's putting some onions in a pot and thinking about his new game. As much as he'd like to be playing right now, they got to eat and he promised his son one of his favorite dinners.

August (thinking): I'll play it after dinner.

Gustopher: TACO SOUP! TACO SOUP!

Panel 3

Dinner is done but August is exhausted. He goes to bed and his two cats have quickly settled in for sleep. August thinks about his game but he just doesn't have the energy for it.

August (thinking): Too tired... I'll play it later.

Panel 4

August is woken up by his to cats touching his face and meowing for food. He'd like to play his new game, but there's things that have to be done and he has to get to work.

August: I'll play it after work... Eventually.

Nougat: Maw (possibly meaning "Excuse me good sir, but I find myself in a most peckish state and it be pleasing if you could find it fit to fill my dining bowl with your most delicious of food morsels. I apologize for waking you in this most undignified manner but it is imperative that I dine soon I fear that I might perish from this foul hunger.")

Mewbert: Mew (possibly meaning "FEED ME! NOW!")

Transcript Panel 1 August has just finished downloading a game that he's been looking forward to playing. Unfortunately, he also has to get to work so he doesn't have time to playing it right now. On his computer screen is the notice that the download is complete and an option to tip "15%", "30%", or "50%". August (thinking): I've been waiting for this game forever. I'll play it after work. Panel 2 It's later in the evening and August is making dinner. He's putting some onions in a pot and thinking about his new game. As much as he'd like to be playing right now, they got to eat and he promised his son one of his favorite dinners. August (thinking): I'll play it after dinner. Gustopher: TACO SOUP! TACO SOUP! Panel 3 Dinner is done but August is exhausted. He goes to bed and his two cats have quickly settled in for sleep. August thinks about his game but he just doesn't have the energy for it. August (thinking): Too tired... I'll play it later. Panel 4 August is woken up by his to cats touching his face and meowing for food. He'd like to play his new game, but there's things that have to be done and he has to get to work. August: I'll play it after work... Eventually. Nougat: Maw (possibly meaning "Excuse me good sir, but I find myself in a most peckish state and it be pleasing if you could find it fit to fill my dining bowl with your most delicious of food morsels. I apologize for waking you in this most undignified manner but it is imperative that I dine soon I fear that I might perish from this foul hunger.") Mewbert: Mew (possibly meaning "FEED ME! NOW!")

Play it Later - Gator Days

07.11.2025 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2891    ๐Ÿ” 555    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 45

So
CUUUUTE!

06.11.2025 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Two bros chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz theyโ€™re not gay โค๏ธ

Comm for Kinter and Bungee

05.11.2025 20:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 503    ๐Ÿ” 66    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The snarky response, the snarky response but make it gay, and the cinnamon roll who canโ€™t lie to save his life.

He accidentally sat on Velvetโ€™s camera and broke it, but she canโ€™t be made at him!

#RWBY #CFVY #RWBYfanart #RWBYart

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welcome

06.11.2025 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2542    ๐Ÿ” 455    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
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From the Guardian.
Cartoonist Ella Baron.

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Oh, what an honor it is to dance with the sweetheart Adeline! I guess this is where she was taking me all along! This was a lovely pic to get from @okaliz.bsky.social!

05.11.2025 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 269    ๐Ÿ” 56    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Such a cute pupper.

05.11.2025 08:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Field: YOU ALL DID A YURI WITHOUT INVITING ME?

Person: I thought you were into men?

Field: I still like to be included!

...

What's a Yuri? I think it has something to do with ice.

Field: YOU ALL DID A YURI WITHOUT INVITING ME? Person: I thought you were into men? Field: I still like to be included! ... What's a Yuri? I think it has something to do with ice.

04.11.2025 23:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1417    ๐Ÿ” 107    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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"Get in buddy, we're goin' to the candy store"
Some time ago I made an art trade with @missmaggiedaycare.bsky.social but I didn't like much the drawing I did to her so I made another :3

#Sfw #Littlefur #Kidfur #Babyfur #Agere #Ageregression #Kidcore #Littlespace #Furry #Furryart

03.11.2025 22:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 82    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

So adorable

04.11.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope so.

I'm tired of all the AI slop tbh.

04.11.2025 14:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Drawing of a white-spotted jellyfish on a blue background. It has a large mushroom-shaped bell covered in white spots and trailing semi-translucent tentacles that also end in white spots.

Drawing of a white-spotted jellyfish on a blue background. It has a large mushroom-shaped bell covered in white spots and trailing semi-translucent tentacles that also end in white spots.

white-spotted jellyfish

Happy #WorldJellyfishDay!
#art #sciart ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿฆ‘

03.11.2025 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 101    ๐Ÿ” 23    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Why is the big guy so excited?
wanna hear your theories.

Namyfeed #furry #furryart

04.11.2025 11:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow...socials is how I found out.

04.11.2025 13:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm so fucking sick of AI

yet we cannot escape it.

IT'S SO FRUSTRATING!

04.11.2025 13:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

XD

These got a good laugh outta me

04.11.2025 13:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

VP: What problem are we solving with AI?

CEO: That's backward. We need AI. Then we find the problem.

Engineer: The AI is complete. It tells us it should not exist.

Investors: Good AI is here. We buy more stock.

Customer: Why am I paying extra for this? Why search bar is broken? ๐Ÿ˜ก

03.11.2025 14:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 109    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Amusingly I also love to subvert this character trait. Ask him about Sonic, final fantasy, trains or dinosaurs. Oh now you've done it. Good luck getting the toothpaste back into the tube.

๐ŸŽจ Kircai

03.11.2025 15:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 198    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Playing Halo 3 ODST Firefight and classic Need for Speed Underground 2 on my Dolphin Gamecube Emulator.

I am a computer nerd XD

03.11.2025 15:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
I.A.T.S.E. Local B-192 would like to congratulate the Los Angeles Dodgers on their World Series Win. We are sure this Win will be prosperous for the Dodgers organization. You can pay the Dodger Stadium Tour Guides a living wage.

I.A.T.S.E. Local B-192 would like to congratulate the Los Angeles Dodgers on their World Series Win. We are sure this Win will be prosperous for the Dodgers organization. You can pay the Dodger Stadium Tour Guides a living wage.

03.11.2025 01:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1858    ๐Ÿ” 396    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 39    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20
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Cream n cheese

01.11.2025 16:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 609    ๐Ÿ” 167    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Call me crazy, but we are sentient mammals with various things we require to survive and thrive, and the stock market is not one of them

01.11.2025 04:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 522    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy Halloween!

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