failed ayo edibiri clone

there’s only one person who can save us from the “Big Beautiful Bill” and that’s Big Structural Bailey

i would have watched 28 days later soo much sooner if yall had told me AM 180 by grandaddy was in the soundtrack

i’ve accumulated a friend circle comprised solely of autistic social work grad students with pattern recognition skills strong enough to disarm all of israel’s missiles

They call it the Switch 2 because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

i would probably be a pretty decent drummer if a drum kit was just the dashboard and steering wheel of a toyota corolla

im playing wah wah by george harrison for him (his name is wawa)

having a v cool time in chicago with my brother and his partner and my perfect nephew

✊🏾

do u think at a mouse wedding (wedding for mice) the officiant would say “squeak now or forever hold your cheese”?

men are so cool i love having someone mansplain my oppression to me lol

“can 100 humans kill a gorilla?”

can 1 white boy with a heart of gold teach him to love?

you’re sleeping?…. s2 e2 of the last of us, and you’re sleeping?????

that shit hurted

North Carolina court says stripping governor of election board appointments can go ahead for now A North Carolina appeals court has ruled that a law stripping the governor's authority to appoint State Board of Elections members can take effect for now.

AP reports: A North Carolina appeals court has ruled that a law stripping the governor's authority to appoint State Board of Elections members can take effect for now, even though trial judges struck it down as unconstitutional just last week.

www.wunc.org/politics/202...

i should’ve never started s2 e2 of last of us

im sorry WHAT????

i cant explain how or why, but i believe trump’s tariffs have something to do with the complete disappearance of hoodwinked from streaming services and amazon rental

cash pop that pussy power play

they dont even have dippin dots at wakemed soccer park!!!!

is this a threat?

cant believe im watching content cop in the year of our lord 2025

high off a benny listening to joni mitchell as the lord intended

the trump administration announces new economic restoration plan based on Animal Crossing turnip market model

in 2009 we decided against executing edward sharpe or any of the magnetic zeroes. now we have president hitler.

I, Robot (2004)

bo loves 80’s slashers

AND POISON IVY WTF

im a single issue voter and my one issue is bringing Photobooth by Wednesday back to streaming services

i would lady and the tramp a carrot stick with her in every life

i dont think my love for ayo edibiri is parasocial. i think we knew each other in another life. we were gerbils in the same enclosure at a pet store