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It’s almost like the right cares about college kids when Charlie Kirk is radicalizing youth starting in middle school, but doesn’t care when there’s any sort of negative press. Must be nice to be able to spin information however they want

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Jenna maroney from 30 rock saying “what if the theme was sluts”

Minneapolis has been so fun and thematically accurate 😇🐻

In memoriam...

Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President

Trump Asks JD Vance To Research Whether President Allowed To Kill Vice President https://theonion.com/trump-asks-jd-vance-to-research-whether-president-allowed-to-kill-vice-president/

Dude if the Democratic Party has a place for anti-trans and anti-abortion candidates then I’m not a democrat and I won’t vote for one

I don’t know what to tell you man, there’s already a political party who believes these things

It’s not a “big tent” to have zero fixed values in pursuit of power

✝️ Rapture Update - Grimace has been raptured

I saw Goody Proctor with the Tylenol!

a woman says " it 's what she deserves " in front of a pink background ALT: a woman says " it 's what she deserves " in front of a pink background

Congrats!! 🥳

There is no excuse for political violence in America. And no excuse for a U.S. president using a heinous killing as an occasion to treat his political opponents as accomplices to murder and threatening to use the full power of the government to attack them.

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Only half a glass of my first part of colonoscopy prep left to go and while it’s better than I was expecting…it’s still not good

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023

www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...

the highest court in the land says you can’t use race in college admissions but you can when it comes to fueling the police state and ethnically cleansing the US to aid the white supremacy effort

got it

we should keep adding more supreme court justices until everyone in the country is a supreme court justice. we'll have to all cram ourselves into one building. everyone gets a new fancy robe, which makes the fancy robes company become too powerful. until the supreme court breaks them up. which is us

BBC News headline: Frankenstein is monster success at Venice film festival

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

uhhhh

So specific but so absolutely correct, I haven’t thought about that animation (and sound) in a very long time 😟

"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."

Red Lobster Celebrates Return Of Annual All-You-Can-Eat Krill Fest

Red Lobster Celebrates Return Of Annual All-You-Can-Eat Krill Fest theonion.com/red-lob...

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Had a nightmare this rando woman I worked with had two kids who kept appearing in my house and it scared the shit out of me so just as I finally found her and was confronting her, I woke up

Really fun to see Zoom rebrand to an AI productivity tool instead of a video conferencing platform. I’ve had two meetings crash my computer this week but sure, let’s add features no one asked for at the cost of a solid video conference.

how i look scrolling through y’all’s nudes on here

Good place meme: MTG saying “I think we're in the Bad Place." Next panel: Marjorie figured it out? Marjorie? Greene "This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts."

this was on Threads and made me lol

Made it 2 ATL after sleeping thru my alarm and frantically racing 2 the airport so safe to say I’ve lost all sense of time 🫠🫠🫠🫩

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Getting up at 2:45a for my flight