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Mark Humphries

@markhumphries.bsky.social

Tall and blonde. Good teeth. Will fetch a fine price at market.

7,934 Followers  |  73 Following  |  102 Posts  |  Joined: 03.07.2023  |  1.5729

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The #SIZZLETOWN mug, as seen in @markhumphries.bsky.social excellent 'SOLD!' doco (on Binge and Foxtel), is back in stock, at sizzletownpodcast.bigcartel.com/product/new-...

04.08.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Cool!

02.08.2025 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m hosting Talking Pictures on tomorrow’s Insiders and my guest is journalist and Fourth Estate host Tina Quinn.

02.08.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I forgive you.

28.07.2025 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thank you to everyone who’s watched SOLD! And big thanks to everyone who’s contacted me about it; it’s been lovely to read your messages. Now streaming onΒ Binge andΒ Foxtel

28.07.2025 11:14 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

"When did the Australian dream go from owning your own home to owning somebody else’s?"

The question speaks volumes, not least of the moral corruption of our politicians, with many of them given over so deeply to this notion of prosperity, when the price is insecurity for others.

26.07.2025 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mark Humphries: β€˜When did the Australian dream go from owning your own home to owning somebody else’s?’ The TV satirist on the two-tier system of housing in Australia, his journey into comedy, and being held up at knife-point while working at a video store

Our documentary SOLD! is now streaming on BINGE.
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

25.07.2025 22:24 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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Welcome to Television with Mark Humphries The Saturday Quiz Β· Episode

Two of my favourite personalities on together!!
Thank you @markhumphries.bsky.social and @johnnyjohnleary.bsky.social.

I hope Mark was wearing the blue shirt.

Oh My God, You have to get @MitchMcTaggart.bsky.social on the show Johnny.

open.spotify.com/episode/3nk2...

25.07.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone needs to watch @markhumphries.bsky.social's documentary: bsky.app/profile/mark...

22.07.2025 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Housing fixes most of society’s serious problems. Just watched #sold by @markhumphries.bsky.social
Hilarious and depressing at the same time. How does he do that?

#reversetheralphreport #banCGTdiscount #auspol

Also this bank of mum and dad has nada.

23.07.2025 10:02 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Get angry about it’: Mark Humphries’ doco Sold! unpacks Australia’s housing crisis In his new one-hour special for Foxtel and Binge, the satirist meets celebrity realtors and squatters – and puts Alan Kohler in a bathtub – to explore our toxic real estate obsession

This excellent doco by @markhumphries.bsky.social & co does exactly what it says on the packet (and contains a tiny easter egg for #SIZZLETOWN fans). www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

22.07.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sold! Who Broke the Australian Dream? review: Humphries tackles housing | ScreenHub Australia - Film & Television Jobs, News, Reviews & Screen Industry Data Surprisingly moving and justifiably riled-up, Sold! delves into Australia's ongoing housing crisis.

Mark Humphries' housing special SOLD! is suitably angry about the state of home ownership in this country, which doesn't mean he can't get a few jokes in as well. Here's my review for @screenhub.bsky.social : www.screenhub.com.au/news/reviews...

21.07.2025 04:40 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks Sharyn. The ABC had their chance. Murdoch no longer owns Binge/Foxtel for what it’s worth.

21.07.2025 07:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Loved chatting with @stephenarussell.bsky.social about our documentary SOLD! which arrives on Binge and Foxtel tonight!

21.07.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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TV Highlights | 2025 Week 30 Mark Humphries hosts SOLD! WHO BROKE THE AUSTRALIAN DREAM? on BINGE; and HAPPY GILMORE 2 tees off on Netflix

TV Highlights | 2025 Week 30

Mark Humphries hosts SOLD! WHO BROKE THE AUSTRALIAN DREAM? on BINGE; and HAPPY GILMORE 2 tees off on Netflix

19.07.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I will not be providing context for these remarks.

(My new documentary SOLD! lands on Binge and Foxtel Monday 21 July)

17.07.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 42    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

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12.07.2025 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Natalie Tran

12.07.2025 08:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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My final guest on my final Saturday Evening show (for now) is Julia Zemiro. Have had so many fantastic guests over the past 6 months. Show returns in October after footy season. Tonight’s show airs from 7:30pm-9pm on your local ABC digital radio station.

12.07.2025 07:43 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Great chatting with you tonight, mate. Many thanks.

02.07.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m on ABC radio’s National Weekend Evenings with @markhumphries.bsky.social ‬⁩ answering the question, β€˜Was It Worth It?’ @ 730 pm.

Tune in!

Listen online: www.abc.net.au/listen/live/...

Pic to help you imagine me in situ 😁

21.06.2025 07:29 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Perfect

13.06.2025 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 157    πŸ” 54    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
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Australia’s definitely-gonna-happen submarine deal.

12.06.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 332    πŸ” 127    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 6

Ha!

10.06.2025 10:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The greatest!

10.06.2025 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Still relevant six years later!

10.06.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 220    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2
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Elon back to his classic move from the Thai cave rescue days: when in doubt, call β€˜em a pedo.

05.06.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

God you’re good

31.05.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's impossible to overstate just how integral he was to shaping the identity of the show. He composed a frankly absurd amount of truly iconic music, but if I had to pick just one piece of his, I'd go with the ending theme so beautiful that the crew convinced Fox not to dub over it with ad-spiel.

31.05.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1208    πŸ” 550    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 4

Good question. I’ll ask the producer. And thank you for donating!

26.05.2025 11:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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