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@sasscarpone.bsky.social

dishwasher safe (top rack only) best of the midwest, medium-tall

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and we’re here again

04.03.2026 03:51 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

there’s time for titty pics later

04.03.2026 03:26 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

same thing yes

04.03.2026 03:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Please enjoy 50 seconds of a former colony cat learning how to play with toys.

(Video description: Setzer, a grey and white tuxedo cat, one hind leg recently amputated, tentatively bats and makes some tiny pounces at a white toy mouse, rolling over to paw at it while laying on his side, purring).

02.03.2026 03:46 — 👍 563    🔁 82    💬 24    📌 1

because y’all don’t deserve it lol

04.03.2026 03:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
04.03.2026 03:19 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

oh you came here for titty pics? TOO BAD buckle up and prepare to learn about brain-eating amoebas you derelicts 💋

04.03.2026 03:17 — 👍 26    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0
gang gang

gang gang

04.03.2026 03:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

those sound really good

04.03.2026 03:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

spicy nacho !

04.03.2026 03:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this is what all my followers are doing lol

04.03.2026 03:13 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

you have no idea 🫩🫩🫩🫩🫩

04.03.2026 03:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

no i get it for sure lol, whatcha get ? 👀

04.03.2026 02:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a cartoon of a girl in a purple dress jumping in the air on a pink background . Alt: a cartoon of a girl in a purple dress jumping in the air on a pink background .
04.03.2026 02:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

blind squirrel finds chips

04.03.2026 02:55 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i wanted some chips and then i remembered that i have chips !

04.03.2026 02:54 — 👍 25    🔁 0    💬 7    📌 0

we are begging

04.03.2026 02:52 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

oh my god yes 😭

04.03.2026 02:51 — 👍 24    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i’m pretty interested in most of that menu tbh

04.03.2026 02:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

this fucks

04.03.2026 02:37 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

they should invent some mushrooms that make you see things rationally and with compassion

25.02.2026 23:05 — 👍 87    🔁 11    💬 3    📌 0
Traditional ink pen and colored pencil illustration by @kcopossum of a hyrax smoking a blunt with the written caption "AWAWA!"

Traditional ink pen and colored pencil illustration by @kcopossum of a hyrax smoking a blunt with the written caption "AWAWA!"

HIGH RACKS

04.03.2026 02:20 — 👍 49    🔁 17    💬 1    📌 0

love when there’s a MASSIVE fucking dog fight in the apartment upstairs, really fucking adds to my evening vibe ! fuck!

04.03.2026 02:23 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i was so happy they had that gif here lol

04.03.2026 02:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

💜💜

04.03.2026 02:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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two boys are standing next to each other with the words " avoid the clap jimmy dugan . " Alt: two boys are standing next to each other with the words " avoid the clap jimmy dugan . " this is very much a joke lol
04.03.2026 02:10 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

you are so smart, i cheat and use cetaphil sometimes bc you’re right, ill just get everything all wet otherwise

04.03.2026 02:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i gotta say this week of antibiotics has not improved my position on Team Tummy Hort one bit, no sirree

04.03.2026 02:06 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

buddy i would immediately break out, you’re bad at this game lol

04.03.2026 02:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i don’t have any meds, so it’s the only thing that keeps me functioning in society

04.03.2026 02:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0