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Thank you for keeping a check on the "creepy glasses". Keep 'em coming.

You're absolutely right. I didn't have a plan for the Strait of Hormuz when I helped plan this war for you. Let me take a look at this contingency for a solution.

/* Claude is pontificating...

Pacheco is a perfect pairing for Gibbs and the Lions. I think he will do well there

THEM: omg they look just like you

ME: did you just call my baby ugly

✋THE KLEPTOCRATS🤚

People are hating us more and more, folks, many are saying that we are perhaps the most hated ever. Strong men come up to me with tears in their eyes and say sir, they tell me sir, I fucking hate you

Claude cannot actually feel, it can't think, it doesn't have opinions, it isn't self aware, it doesn't have context outside the immediate window you are using it with. By asking for its comment on war crimes you are legitimizing the idea that it can be used autonomously or for war at all. Stop it.

same as it ever was

Every time u have to make a doctor appointment for anything I am reminded of how broken US healthcare is. We really should stop tolerating this. It’s so terrible! And why?

‘Hey’ came before ‘hi,’ and ‘hi' came before ‘hello.’

‘Hi’ is most likely a variant of ‘hey.’

‘Hello’ is not related to either.

Goodbye.

oh sorry you’re supposed to ask them ‘do you really mean that?’ and yeah, she really does

NBC News poll Voters hold negative views of Al. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.

Truly a perfect news alert

the 1993 movie is a real story not necessarily for children that takes place in the setting of the video game. everyone wanting it to be a video game adaptation is why they don’t get it.

you can’t argue w crazy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

yeah i’ve tried this on my s-ister, she doubles down and says yes and lays into you even further lol

she’s RIGHT and she should SAY IT

john leguizamo and bob hoskins as mario mario and luigi mario

literally just saved this pic to do my own “what movie is considered bad
but you love” lol

OPINION: I asked a former Trump official to justify this war

So the case for Congress is, once we have gone to war, if they don’t like it, they can remove the money? Congress does not have a constitutional role in the declaration of war. Congress has a role in cutting off funds for wars, which it has threatened to do. And the president doesn’t have to get permission. But yes, you can debate, you can decide. That’s his choice in how he wants to do it. I mean, here I will quote the Constitution: “The Congress shall have power to declare war, grant letters of marque and reprisal, and make rules concerning captures on land and water.”

Behold the intellectual might of the conservative legal movement

Thank you Jay, will always remember you for the insane, incorrect way you chose to read books

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Edwin Díaz’s entrance *in Puerto Rico* is one of the most electric moments I’ve ever witnessed in sports.

Chiefs free-agency reset: What’s left to accomplish after busy Day 1? (Gift Article) What's next for the Chiefs after agreeing to sign Kenneth Walker III, Travis Kelce and Khyiris Tonga? They could copy a 2023 formula.

Chiefs FA reset: What's left to accomplish for KC after a busy Day 1 (free link) www.nytimes.com/athletic/710...

thanks for the link Jesse!

Long-time buddies Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols were out for a pleasant van drive in Oklahoma when, all of a sudden, their lives would change.

God, I absolutely love sports

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

How does fine wine stack up against sewer water? Take our quiz.

I am routinely struck silent by the fact that we can stop HIV in its tracks, literally zero transmission, and as a society we just choose not to.

i dislike the bacon jerseys