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the phrase ‘chance to beat a DOGE rat’s ass’ pleases me immensely

going out just to jack a car and realizing you have the chance to beat a DOGE rat's ass

A bunny plays an electric guitar in his shabby bedroom. Wearing a leather jacket, he is showboating in front of a mirror. Around the room are posters for Husker Du, the Dead Buns and other punk music bunny icons.

Daily bunny no.3038 practices daily in his room

A map showing the southern tip of Lake Michigan along with portions of Wisconsin, Illinois, Indiana, and Michigan. The map shows elevation relative to the surface of Lake Michigan.

Chicago is pancake flat because it rests on what was once the bottom of Lake Michigan (or rather, the proglacial lake that preceded Lake Michigan). The ancient lakeshore is easy to see in this "elevation" map that I made by joining the lake's bathymetric data with a digital elevation model.

prob bc it’s in the middle of fuckin nowhere lol

correct, those are petunias. they thank you for your attention.

Her name is Lois

Photo of a book featuring a 2 x 3 grid of photos displaying various playing card tricks: a knife stabs a card, a card is being torn up, many threatening hand gestures. Title and copy read: CARDS I AM GOING TO MURDER FIFTY-TWO COWARDS THAT HAD SOME SHIT LIKE THIS COMING TO THEM By CHRISTIAN FELT PURCHASER AGREES TO NOT TELL THE COPS

i’d ask me and who but maybe i should take the silence as an answer for once

I forget who said it, but it turns out karma is only a real thing for one human being on earth and it's Trevor Bauer.

Cher in CLUELESS saying "and may I remind you it does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty" is officially left of the Democratic Party

A plush yellow and orange duck toy hangs crucifixion style from an improvised clothesline on a back porch

A warning to the others

‘you’re perfect the way you are but no one will ever want you’ 😌

Petapixel XAI's Grok Al Lets Users Create 'Spicy' NSFW Images and Videos [Image of two impossibly skinny AI generated women, next to an image of an even skinnier woman with a censor bar over her chest] Long before Elon Musk bought Twitter and rebranded it to X, the platform was known for allowing users to post a wide range of explicit content. Under Musk's anti-censorship stewardship. the social media platform has only become more of a Wild West. xAl's new Grok Imagine Al image and

getting deeply alarmed at the combination of:

- right wing anti-fat + anti-woman cultural moment
- cultural pressure to take semaglutides
- AI porn where everyone is IMPOSSIBLY SKINNY

...and the effect it's going to have on women over the next 5-10 years

thursday night ain’t real life

lol good joke

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indeed i am

For all the 'red states deserve this for voting this way' folks I way-too-often see, I hope now that what we are witnessing in Texas helps you understand the aggressive voter suppression, silencing and gerrymandering that's been happening in red states for years.

“Need you to be a buddy”

At this point 50% of my FB feed is comprised of entirely made up shit like this. I'm a historian who studies politics and media, so it's easy for me to be a critical consumer of this schlock. But for the average consumer, this sort of social media is like putting a stick blender in one's brain.

no draining lakes to make photoshops that are stupider than the ones we already make

‘Thermopolis, Wyoming’ goes pretty hard tbh

no need! you didn’t know! just saying lol

i know. well aware i am a niche interest. 🙂

never awwww react me i find it condescending and it makes me very mad. 😌

never awwww react me i find it condescending and it makes me very mad. 😌

it’s all just excuses anyway