festive yuletide goblin

oh my thing was maybe i’d have some money for my own house after one of the inevitable divorces lol

we out!

i always told myself i would never *make* a man marry me. i could have, more than once. extremely glad i didn’t except for the part where maybe i would have some money for a house but still.

not.

fucking.

worth it.

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In addition to my career, making sure I take care of bills and chores, as well as caring for my dog, I have to do my hair, makeup, dress nice, and worry about my safety constantly and on the way to a venue. One man showed up to a date an hour later than we agreed.

Straight and bisexual women already have to deal with so much every day and then *do* so much before dates but men are complaining about actual standards and boundaries like "he needs to book a restaurant", "he needs to work out in some capacity" and "he needs to have a bed frame".

but they won’t so :)

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i would really like to stop talking about the nutritional value of every single food that exists

it’s this :)

WNBA legend Sue Bird will get her jersey retired today at the place it all started in Storrs, CT with UConn WBB 🙌

A well deserved honor for the 2x NCAA Champion!

three little pigs brand ‘cornichons piquants’ sweet and spicy pickles

i could eat like two jars of these a day

mirror selfie old faded black missouri tigers sweatshirt, it’s the jumping tiger mascot for the 80s

college boyfriends childhood sweatshirt, didn’t fit him anymore but it fits me lol

soon?? pls ? 🥲

If only there was a giant dance and music stage pageant somewhere that showed China before Communism! But alas no.

we aren’t close to leaving though so here’s hoping 🤞

two hours home and then i get to be *alone* on my couch with the football for the rest of the day 🥲😍

me and the borosilicate glass entry on wikipedia are old pals

really was!

buddy had it labeled as a ‘kitchen measuring tube’ and had taped some fake ivy to it?? doesn’t matter it’s mine now

i’m still super excited about this lol laboratory glassware is one of my special interests 🤓

Fernando Mendoza's backup is his brother Alberto, which means all the Indiana quarterbacks who didn't make the depth chart are below the Mendoza line.

always

you are worth a billion of that man except you’re worth more bc a billion times zero is zero.

Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.

Why is the Typhoon sub not classified as a chubmarine

this helps :)

i love that 😍

i always know when you’re doing it. i’m choosing not to engage.

that being said? fucking sucks