There’s no such thing as a post birth abortion.
But maga are convinced, this is a real thing.
It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.
"Alice Chamber, who, after three vaginal births, can no longer hiccup without wetting her pants, and who will be honored for her sacrifice with eggs benedict and a necklace made from rigatoni."
I just really need everybody to understand that everything that’s happening in and to the global economy now (and all the businesses and people in it) is the entirely predictable result of the intentional decisions of one guy who doesn’t understand how the global economy works.
Yessssssss
Only important news. (Rat)
what is fascinating to me is the number of people whose “knowledge” of government appears to just be an accumulation of cliches and stereotypes + an inchoate sense that if something is big and costly then it must necessarily be “wasteful”
MAJOR BREAKING: INDIA ATTACKS PAKISTAN WITH MISSILE STRIKES IN AT LEAST 3 LOCATIONS
I love my job as the guy who adds a fake “keep me signed in” checkbox to every website that does nothing
Important: I have raised funny kids
Damn that even looks like a Brownshirt manhandling her
Half is a reach
One must imagine Sisyphus on wellbutrin
For folks saying,"Ignore the Pope thing! He wants to offend you! Don't you get it!" I have this rule I follow. I say what I think. I don't get into second order head games in which I think I'm outwitting someone else by strategically not saying what I think. Perhaps Im simple. But that's how I roll.
AOC: Tom Homan said he was going to refer me to DOJ because I’m using my free speech rights in order to advise people of their constitutional protections… to that I say: Come for me… Do I look like I care?
There’s nothing illegal about it and if they want to make it illegal, they can come take me.
All of this on a weekday we’re in complete awe of you. You always rise to every call to action. You’re amazing, and words can’t express how much we love and appreciate you all.
Mohsen Mahdawi is free!!!
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it really is astounding that a presidential administration crashed the growth trajectory of the wealthiest country on the planet in basically two months
Asylum seekers, legal residents and applicants with dates in an immigration court are NOT UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS.
Being a non-citizen does NOT make someone undocumented.
Taps mic: “uh is this on? It is? Good. Ahem…
THIS IS NOT WHY PEOPLE DONT TRUST YOU ASSHAT MCGEE!”
this is precisely how twitter would have been in germany in the 1940s
The worst thing about living in this country is the tens of millions of people who would rather be governed by these despicable rapist morons than let other people be free.
Arresting judges.
Threatening allies.
Lying about trade deals.
Trying to sell campaign merch from the White House.
Floating a 2028 run.
Deranged. Dangerous. Undemocratic.
We must retake our democracy.
This is really really scary and bad
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
We'll be covering this on the show tonight.
I hate the way media fall back on the word "controversy." MSNBC just called SignalGate a controversy, as if there's a rational debate over whether sharing military secrets with a journalist and your wife is a good or bad thing.
Thank you to everyone around the world who helped bring Tesla's net income down 71%!
Now THAT is a successful boycott.
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This
Fuck ‘Em
It’s been almost 250 years since we organized a political revolution to overthrow a king and constitute a new democracy.
Maybe we’re overdue.
