𝐌𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐚𝐤𝐚 𝐂𝐲𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐫𝐨

Number 8: Maggots inside Big Mac.

In march 2011 Melbourne resident Lee Savage ordered a Big Mac. He opened the sandwich to check if it included the extra pickles he ordered, the pickels were there, but to master Savages shock and horror, there were also tens of maggots crawing around the patties.

A deeper look would drive most insane.

Just a glimpse into my fucked up world.

There was a time in my childhood when I was prejudiced against the Big Mac.

By my hand.

You die at age 19.

That one oomf who was born in 2410.

At least they didn’t give birth to Freddy Fazbear. Because if you give birth to Freddy five bears he comes out and he says “or or or or or or or or or orrrr” and then he kills Michael Afton.

Vulnerable to arbitrary code execution? Y/N?

So what sort of game are we talking about here. Give me the sales pitch, put on your best customer service voice.

9:53 AM.

Fuck it. I'm bored, and I don't have anything better to do.

Let's challenge the limits of hypothetical conjecture, and say there's a non-zero probability that what you just said actually meant anything.

Is this meant to be a rhetorical question, or do you want an actual answer?

It does not strike me as a particularly safe or otherwise sane course of action.

I am not playing your fucking game, dawg.

I also fuck dudes. I'm not gay, though.

I pay the Vietnamese man who lives downstairs 500 dollars a month to attempt to punch me in the balls at random intervals. It keeps me on my toes.

Why would she be back?

Just a big cosmic frog, man. Billious motherfucker thinks he can spend his whole life chilling on his lilypads up in space or whatever.

I'm not really sure where you got this idea from.
I'm inclined to disregard it, considering I have some pretty solid evidence to the contrary.

That being the fact that I have seen a universe from the outside before.

That's great. Let's get you dressed up, okay?

From an outside perspective it seems like you're microdosing on crack.

We love you 💔

Don't even smell like nothing. Fuck you sniffing up there?

What is her fucking problem.

Not even a metaphor. You get big enough amd you just see some huge bug eyed asshole sitting out the depths of paradox space.

The universe is a frog, by the way.

A pristine sword is a symbol of cowardice.