Brandon Stauffer

Did you do your best today? Yes? Amazing do it again tomorrow!
No? That’s okay you can try again tomorrow.
We are all human. We all get to have days. Just do your best then try again. 💙

06.02.2025 05:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The Farewell Dance

Poster: “Social media is so toxic and I just can’t do it anymore. If you need me, you have my number. Goodbye forever.”

Commenters:
“Noooo 😢 Please don’t go!”
“Love you! Take care, friend!”

Poster (47 minutes later):
“Hey, guys. I’m here to spread love! 🥰”

TikTok right now.

20.01.2025 01:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Me this morning: An 85-year-old man trying to climb out of bed, questioning every life choice that led to this moment. It’s fine. I’m fine. Everything is fine. Send coffee and a chiropractor.

18.01.2025 14:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Guys… my 43-year-old body feels like it’s just finished a 12-hour load-in, except the set was my life, the crew was me, and the only applause I’m getting is from my knees every time I stand up. Actual picture of me tonight…

16.01.2025 06:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0