Milk the bear, spitroast the pig!🤣

Someone said once that with my long hair and beard I look like OREO Speedwagon and I have never been able to forget it!

Like, Kevyn Aucoin doing your makeup for your Pet Shop Boys produced album “results” Gay!

So Gay.

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Let’s not forget… to distract from the Pedophile In Chief who has raped and trafficked CHILDREN.

Gee, they seem pissed. I wonder why? 🤔

Happy birthday 🎂🎁🎈

*SLURP!*

Both taste great… that blend of testosterone and salt… 😋

GURRRL. Put away the encyclopedia. You done smartened us all up today.
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GRRRRROINK!!!🐖🐷🐽

And also I have a “massager”… I stick it up my butt 🤣

This post was mainly for people who still don’t use someone’s requested pronouns but also “don’t know better”, so yeah… education isn’t a bad thing sometimes 😂

AITAH if it bothers me that people won’t use someone’s correct pronouns but will “misgender” someone by using their incorrectly gendered profession? Males who perform massage are “masseurs”, females who provide the same service are “masseuses”. If you can’t acknowledge transfolx, don’t appropriate!

Singer Taylor Dayne defends herself after New Year's Eve performance at Mar-a-Lago: 'I try to stay non-political' Vanilla Ice has also faced backlash for playing at the New Year's Eve gala, in which guests appeared to be mask-less.

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Repost if you like 'em red and round.

I need some more Bleeding Hearts to plant… I put one over the spot where my bulldogs are buried and it got bigger every year until a couple of years ago, so I want to plant more there in memory of the broken hearts they left us with that have finally healed.

Saw that hairy back and ovulated… come breed me while I’m still fertile 😂

It ain’t a ski slope, but I think sliding down it could be a sport for you

a wrestler is jumping in the air in front of a scoreboard with the number 10 on it ALT: a wrestler is jumping in the air in front of a scoreboard with the number 10 on it

Betta gitcha backflip on, slut 😂

Yes, I’m religious. I believe in the Holy Trinity.

You just need to tone up a little… and to mix metaphors, the best way to get back in shape is to get under a man 😉😁

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2 & 4 are the same man.

I never thought they stink of piss… who’s spreading this shite? 😂

I love Rey Rey… miss him terribly!

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