filed for my divorce for the 3rd time today!!!!! 3rd times the charm!!!!! say ur proud of me!!!!!
girl its INSANE….and this is after he accused me of being in love with him…and then saying he doesnt love me back….who fucking does that (also im not??? in love w him????? maybe in love w his dick but like???? thats neither here nor there my friend)
YESSSSS hahaha when i worked childcare i said many many times “what would kelso do???? what👏 would👏 kelso👏 do👏”
the man who inspired this post texted me today “Hey [redacted legal name]. How are you?” and when i tell u i was RAGING!!!!! my therapist is gonna LOVE hearing about this tomorrow at 9 in the morning!!!!!!
omg is it this kelso the frog???? LOVE that guy
save me chocolate rum cake that a coworker baked and brought in to share. chocolate rum cake save me
its sabrinas fault😔
an old white man who came to my pharmacy swears by it…so idk
oh!
omg????
also this is the emote i am referencing if it was not clear!!!!
i got really cheap (literally $5) clearance wireless headphones a couple months ago and now i need to upgrade to actual good ones…it truly is autistic bliss having something over my ears… ihni which ones to save up 4 tho bc there are so many 2 choose from hmjHMM
filling in at a different pharmacy today and its way more chill and calm than my normal pharmacy BUT its all men here besides me and i HATE it
MADELINE!!!!!!
her channel is morenikjis vlogs btw if anyone wants to check out her videos!!!
just found a vlogger on yt i really like and omg its awakening my old dreams of wanting to vlog!!!! i should just do it!!! whos stopping me!!!!
wait this is after i get off work. never mind!!!!!!
FUCK i have WORK
its kybella time….lets gooooo (also i have to work after this so if i start bruising i might freak out customers…that will be fun!!!!!)
every night when i take my trazodone i say in my head “time for my trazzie” and then every morning when i take my escitalopram i say in my head “time for my essie” and i just think thats fun of me
hahahaha i forgot to take chewy off auto ship so now im getting things my pets dont need and it cost $55!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!
lmfao i just watched it too i was like hmmm…at least i can listen to his voice and see his pretty face…even if hes talking abt espn…..
happy birthday!!!!!
omg i want to start collecting these so baddddd, theyre so cute!!!!!!
im so tired and sad
when will i stop being a fucking moron challenge. alternatively when will men stop fucking lying to me and leading me on challenge
u and me both girl. cheers 🥂 (but its scissors clanking together)
sorry for spam liking, i grew up on hgtv so this was very fun and interesting for me to look thru!!! yall are doing amazing, the house looks great!!!!
omg congrats!!!!!!⭐️🌟⭐️
horny for this pixelated man
