The it of That (Satire)

Send in the cavalry! A teenage boy and girl confronted ‘Big balls*’

*pequeña cojones

Convicted felon says what?

Anyway, I made a new X header for D’Souza.

Why doesn’t he use it?

Here’s the new NYT headline,
“Universities Have Woken Up to Find They’re in Bed With an Ogre”

The Ogre Benevolent Society objects vehemently to equating Ogres and Trump. “Ogres’ aren’t cheating, lying convicted felons and adjudicated sexual abusers.”

Diseases prevented by pasteurization include tuberculosis, brucellosis, diphtheria, scarlet fever, and Q-fever; it also kills the harmful bacteria Salmonella, Listeria, Yersinia, Campylobacter, Staphylococcus aureus, and Escherichia coli O157:H7, among others.

Not prevented? Disinformation grifters

Young girl with a milk mustache Caption reads, “got e-coli?” Photo by Ron Lach

got e-coli?

(RFK Jr. approved this ad)

The new version of Grok generated a topless Elon Musk. Correction: Grok disputes it could ever produce anything that gross.

Is ‘Diddy’ pronounced Did He?

White House updates JD Vance birthday post.

Without comment, White House updates its JD Vance birthday post.
The image has already drawn scrutiny, as the woman’s head is clearly AI slop purveyor Valentina Gonzalez

After he self-castrated

Who’s “He?”

Dershowitz is at fault being fully clothed. He always gets serviced when he is in his underpants.

I completely sympathize with Dershowitz, he’s not used to being denied service from working girls.

Does Trump’s Interior Secretary Know What a Battery Is? Doug Bergum seemed baffled by the concept of solar energy, which he apparently thinks doesn’t work at night.

BATTERIES FOR BURGUM™️

Help Sec. Burgum understand how batteries work.

Send an extra one from a three or four pack to:

Sec. Doug Burgum
Department of the Interior
1849 C Street, N.W.
Washington DC 20240

We’ll send the flaslights
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YouTube video by Creative Boom Samuel L. Jackson Wants You to Eat Seaweed (and Back Wind Farms)

“Mother F@%>ing Wind Farms, who says that?”

Who could the ad be addressing?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=TRzE...

National Geographic has announced “For Winter” replacement.

“For Money” explores the Einstein visa’s improbable immigrant’s journey from the Kit Kat Club to a separate bedroom at the White House

Melania narrates in five languages, none of them recognizable.

YouTube video by Daily Kos Former WH counsel Eric Herschmann slams Jeff Clark's election fraud plan

Let’s remember Jeffrey Bossert Clark with his pants down and his ‘flagrant dishonesty” exposed.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=U_gf...

The Scots have many words for Trump. Here are a select few.

Letters to Trump: Scottish Edition

“MAY YER ARSE BREAK OUT IN BOILS, YA SCUNNER”

Scotland The Brave performed by The Auld Town Band & Pipes

Special thanks to @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
@jefftiedrich.bsky.social

Where is the grift? There is always a grift.
Does RFK Jr. have Olive Oil holdings?

Musk’s political party is “No Labels” with a rapid unscheduled disassembly

Can’t wait.

Confused Man holds head with left hand. The caption reads “WAIT…HOW IS THIS NEWS” Photo courtesy of “sander-sammy-ufgOEVZuHgM-unsplash.jpg”

Broken: So NYT, how is this news that someone’s parents were born in a different country from where their child was born?

Judenrat - Wikipedia

This explains ADL’s Jonathan Greenblatt. He’s a member of a modern Judenräte
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juderat

Silver lining? Sun setting Judge Kacsmaryk’s ability to block federal policy.

Breaking: Judge Kacsmaryk is on sabbatical learning tolerance from the Taliban

The painting is as accurate as Trump is moral.
Here he is, caught during an unscheduled rapid disassembly

Kenneth “fake elector” Chesebro loses real law license. Pay attention Bondi, Bove and Blanche

Come billionaires and old guard throughout the land
Don’t criticize what you can't understand
Your sons and your daughters are beyond your command
Your old road is rapidly
changin’
Please get out of the new one if you can't lend your hand
For the times they are a-changin’

Zohran Mandani

The dog, formerly known as Chloe, formerly the family pet of the Albert’s, formerly of their former family home on 34 Fairview in Canton, MA, has been involuntarily entered in the police protection program, code name “rehomed” Now named Cora, she resides in Vermont.

Kristi Noem had other solutions

The Albert’s dog Chloe was curiously ditched “re-homed” Was it because expert witnesses testified that the wounds on John O’Keefe’s arm were caused by a dog, not a broken tail light?

Meanwhile Chloe wants to know why the Albert’s ditched “re-homed” her at 7 years old.

Chloe interrupted

This aged well

This aged well