Komodo Dad

The first panel of the famous/infamous "This is Fine" comic with the dog in a hat sitting smiling in denial at a table with a cup of coffee as his house is on fire around him.

The one dumb little Deltarune comic I made this weekend surrounded by Iran War and oil prices posting.

Oh yeah, this is the other thing, Biden used the SPR - correctly - to smooth out the Ukraine invasion price action and try to break the Saudis (which he largely succeeded at). We had begun refilling this thing with oil at 60, but Trump’s team are idiots, and forgot about it - half full

What people must understand is that the world is on fire and I am midlife crisis-ing so I actually wont tolerate nonsense ever again.

They’re saying nobody has ever done a national suicide as beautiful as mine. They say to me, eyes full of tears, “Mr President I’ve never seen a country kill itself as bigly.” And I smiled to myself. Think of that. Killing yourself. I’d do it. Maybe I will do it right now, who’d stop me? I wouldn’t.

“the cost of gas doubling is a small price to pay” is an incredibly funny thing to say as the head of a political movement that in many ways is still built on a nationwide psychosis triggered by having to go about four weeks without a haircut six years ago.

There were so many European Guys in Glasses (TM) telling us how NEOM was real and The Line was real and it was all really totally gonna happen and Saudi was going to be this future techno utopia for rich white expats to rival the UAE and now you look at both of them right now I just hahahahaHAHAHAH-

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman

mfw brent crude hits $200 because you didn't know Iranians could blow up oil refineries in Bahrain by strapping a small explosive to $1000 consumer grade drones

Do you think as MBS is watching Saudi get hit by Iranian drones and missiles and Middle East oil production craters he's thinking about The Line at all? Do you think he's lying in bed at night staring at the ceiling thinking about how he wanted to build The Line and NEOM and now its just: lol, lmao.

happy international women's day to one of the best genders to ever do it. man, i love you guys <33

Lol

This must be fake. I was assured we were winning. We've degraded 240% of Iran's long-range strike capacity.

And they say strategic bombing doesn’t work

Like, I don't believe for a single moment that anyone in this administration actually gives a single lone shit about the plight of the average person in Iran (or the Middle East at large), but I can absolutely believe they didn't know or didn't believe Israel actually wanted an Iranian fail state.

Despite his seditious brain's best attempts at repeated self-sabotage, it appears that one "Asriel Dreemurr" may - in fact - get it in.

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Mao inventing pride month: gays hold up one twelfth of the year

Somehow, the Sasanians returned

Like, no matter how you interpret this (knowing about Israeli war aims and actually agreeing; knowing and not believing it; not knowing at all; etc.) it really does not reflect well on any USGOV people involved and reinforces that there is no plan or "grand strategy" at work here in the slightest.

Screenshot from the video game Persona 4. In the halls of Yasogami High, the protagonist talks to a male student labeled "Stylish student". His dialogue window reads: "Hanging out with women, going on dates with them, that's fine. Killing them? Not so much."

happy international women's day

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LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN

The key thing is that the US and Israel and whoever can absolutely reduce strike assets, but unless you're willing to do Operation Iranian Freedom you're not going to get *everything* in terms of missile launchers and other systems. There's no end in sight and its hard to imagine normalcy after it.

Also, aside from "we have been at war with Iran since 1947" being wrong for the *obvious* reasons, I had it on good authority that this wasn't a war actually - so that's news to me.

I am beyond being the Joker. I am now the Condiment King.

How can I make international women's day about me, a well meaning man