Incorrect Valorant Quotes

Reyna : if i die, my tombstone will say "vip" instead of "rip"

Fade : that's because they reserved a special place in hell for you.

Reyna : yeah, the throne.

Phoenix : so we gonna ignore the "IF i die" part again?

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OMG HAHAHAH (slr) but this feels like a solid ammunition for a fan fic, it's adorable kinda! Love it!!

Yee welcome!

[Fade's first interview]

Fade : i have cat-like reflexes.

Viper : prove it.

Fade : *sees Omen's cat*

Fade : see! i like that cat!

Omen : you're hired.

Viper : wHAT—

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Skye's tiger : *barks*

Yoru : can you make your dog shut up?

Skye : *starts barking too*

Skye's tiger : *barks back*

Skye : he said he won't

Yoru :

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Neon : hey, what's nostalgia?

Sova : it's when you miss something that's really old.

[later]

Brimstone : hey, i'm back from vacatiom.

Jett : hey big guy! we missed you!

Neon, to herself : nostalgia...

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Yoru : i'm sorry for calling you stupid and hurting your feelings.

Phoenix : it's oka—

Yoru : i thought you already knew.

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Viper : come at me with an attack and i'll defend myself against it.

Cypher : you can rent out parking spots on your forehead.

Viper : I MEANT PHYSICALLY!

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A picture in the background from a past VALORANT battlepass where Omen is knitting next to the fireplace with a cat laying on the floor. The text over the picture reads "I don't know if I'm fighting the demons anymore or if I'm the demon".

Happy Halloween!

Fade : Skye told me that instead of being sad, i should 'go get it, girl!'. so i'm going to get it girl

Sova : get what?

Fade : unclear. i'll get everything just to be safe.

Sova : that would cost a lot

Fade : i have Chamber's card details

Sova : have fun

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[Gekko's 1st day. Reyna training him in the range]

Reyna : now watch Neon and then shoot your shot

Gekko, turns to Neon : okay, well you're kinda cute and my mosh-

Reyna : WITH THE GUN BOY!

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*knocking on the door*

Viper : can you get that?

Omen : and interact with people? no need.

Viper : well im not getting it either.

Omen :

Viper :

Sage, on the other side of door : well i guessI'LL HAVE THESE COOKIES BY MYSELF!

Viper :

Omen : i'll get it.

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Viper : i'm upset

Neon : i have emotional jumper cables! they'll help you. let me attach them real quick.

Viper : ... is this a hug?

Neon : mhm, is it working?

Viper : ...maybe

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Indeed monsieur, that would be yours truly 😌 nice to be of acquaintance on this algorithm too!

Chamber : your gun priveleges are revoked!

Jett : you can't revoke my priveleges!

Cham : then your privileges are rescinded!

Jett : *pauses and turns to Sova* whats rescinded

Sova : *whispers to Jett*

Jett : *gasps, turns* tHEY ARE NOT YOURS TO RESCIND!

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