Hello, I could share a post on some other sites as well :)
Reyna : if i die, my tombstone will say "vip" instead of "rip"
Fade : that's because they reserved a special place in hell for you.
Reyna : yeah, the throne.
Phoenix : so we gonna ignore the "IF i die" part again?
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OMG HAHAHAH (slr) but this feels like a solid ammunition for a fan fic, it's adorable kinda! Love it!!
Yee welcome!
[Fade's first interview]
Fade : i have cat-like reflexes.
Viper : prove it.
Fade : *sees Omen's cat*
Fade : see! i like that cat!
Omen : you're hired.
Viper : wHAT—
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Skye's tiger : *barks*
Yoru : can you make your dog shut up?
Skye : *starts barking too*
Skye's tiger : *barks back*
Skye : he said he won't
Yoru :
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Neon : hey, what's nostalgia?
Sova : it's when you miss something that's really old.
[later]
Brimstone : hey, i'm back from vacatiom.
Jett : hey big guy! we missed you!
Neon, to herself : nostalgia...
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Yoru : i'm sorry for calling you stupid and hurting your feelings.
Phoenix : it's oka—
Yoru : i thought you already knew.
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Viper : come at me with an attack and i'll defend myself against it.
Cypher : you can rent out parking spots on your forehead.
Viper : I MEANT PHYSICALLY!
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Happy Halloween!
Fade : Skye told me that instead of being sad, i should 'go get it, girl!'. so i'm going to get it girl
Sova : get what?
Fade : unclear. i'll get everything just to be safe.
Sova : that would cost a lot
Fade : i have Chamber's card details
Sova : have fun
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[Gekko's 1st day. Reyna training him in the range]
Reyna : now watch Neon and then shoot your shot
Gekko, turns to Neon : okay, well you're kinda cute and my mosh-
Reyna : WITH THE GUN BOY!
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*knocking on the door*
Viper : can you get that?
Omen : and interact with people? no need.
Viper : well im not getting it either.
Omen :
Viper :
Sage, on the other side of door : well i guessI'LL HAVE THESE COOKIES BY MYSELF!
Viper :
Omen : i'll get it.
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Viper : i'm upset
Neon : i have emotional jumper cables! they'll help you. let me attach them real quick.
Viper : ... is this a hug?
Neon : mhm, is it working?
Viper : ...maybe
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Indeed monsieur, that would be yours truly 😌 nice to be of acquaintance on this algorithm too!
Chamber : your gun priveleges are revoked!
Jett : you can't revoke my priveleges!
Cham : then your privileges are rescinded!
Jett : *pauses and turns to Sova* whats rescinded
Sova : *whispers to Jett*
Jett : *gasps, turns* tHEY ARE NOT YOURS TO RESCIND!
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