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DOCTOR: This med might cause side effects like fatigue, nausea, diarrhea, and depression

ME: *laughs* How would I know?

The human body is incredible. It's like, "oh, you're fatigued & shaky? Here, enjoy this anxiety and depression too." MyBodyIsTryingTokillMe.com

That face you make when your 27 serious symptoms get dismissed with a casual "see you in in 9 months" [pic of kid making wtf face] MyBodylsTryingTokillMe.com

Skyepolk on threads - Once I told someone that I was sad I had to cancel my plans for the day and nap bc I was having a flare up They said "I wish I got to nap nap all day instead of working" I said," oh you wish you were sick?" 4.8K They apologized. Don't talk to chronically ill people like this.

>>SATIRE Chronically Ill Woman Trying To Decide Between Doctor Who Doesn't Listen & Doctor Who Doesn't Believe Her [pic of woman thinking] mybodyistryingtokillme.com

@misaonwheels - eople with visible disabilities at a medical appointment: "Gotta make sure I'm dressed up and presentable so I'm taken seriously." People with invisible disabilities at a medical appointment: "Gotta make sure I'm not too dressed up and healthy-looking so I'm taken seriously."

@misaonwheels.bsky.social

>>Satire - exhausted doctor proudly keeps up with latest medical gaslighting techniques - pic of dr talking wtih patient - mybodyistryingtokillme.com

Me telling horror stories around the campfire: "And then... the doctor looked her dead in the eyes, and said....... 'all the blood tests came back fine""

a guy (me) drinking out of a stream while holding his horse's rein (my doctor) desperately trying to lead my doctor to the answer I already figured out sol can finally get treatment*

I've done this lots of times lol

i read a quote today that said "a terminal illness is a death sentence but a chronic illness is a life sentence" and i couldn't have worded it better @carolineeetheridge

The only thing that grows stronger within me is the visceral need to go full Hannibal Lecter on all those useless doctors and specialists.

A little louder for all the doctors pretending not to hear at the back

>>Satire Patient Excited To Find Out Doctor Has Finally Found A New Way To Dismiss Her Symptoms [woman talking to her doctors] MyBodyIsTryingTokillMe.com

"Wow! Look at that gigantic medical binder you brought with you!", says the grimacing nurse who wishes you'd die so she wouldn't have to ever see your medical binder again.

Congratulations, you can be so proud of yourself, hun! It's a well-deserved pumpkin (Hello Walter 🥰) ❤️

We decided the word for arranging Halloween skeletons into various scenes in the front yard is “Necroscaping”

Same. I'm devastated 😔🫂

The great actress Diane Keaton has left us at the age of 79. Too soon to say good-bye to the woman who made us smile at the quirky Annie Hall, and who broke our hearts in Reds. Your charm and talent will be sorely missed.

THEM: Are you okay?

ME: Yeah, but change the topic before my body figures it out

*a flare has entered the chat*

My bodyj just be shuffling through different annoying symptoms like a playlist MyBodylSsTryingTokilMe.com

I have learned that someone going by the handle Barry Gratitude and/or KJ Walker on the Hannibal TV subreddit (and who knows where else) is claiming to own Hannibal props and is selling them, except I OWN THREE OF THE ITEMS he claims he has. Be aware of the scammer! #Hannibal

My digestive system tolerates a lot, just not food.

Doctor: What triggers your symptoms
Me: Breathing

Doctor: What brings you here today?
Me, having a bad brain fog day: Bold of you to assume I remember.

The only thing I did was try to exist and my body was like 'um. no. ' MyBodylsTryingTokillMe.com

Me: I'm going out
Chronic Illness: Let me get my coat

I think I speak for everyone with chronic illness when I say "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

Crutches&SpookySpice Reminder: seasonal changes make disabled people feel like shit. It has to do with the the barometric changes. Or we're witches. We'll never say @DearFibromyalgia/beth

BREAKING: Incomprehensible Shouting Named Official U.S. Language

when you're already struggling to cope with your illness and start having new symptoms [Michael Scott: [softly] Don't]