Chronic Illness Humor

Artist: Owlturd.com 1 - a guy saying happily 'what a wonderful day!!!' 2 - a purple guy (chronic illness) coughs 3 - and says take this and hands him sealed envelope 'take it' and the guy takes it 4 - the guy looks sad because the letter says 'new symptom'

Artist: owlturd.com

[woman talking to dr at his desk] new specialist focuses exclusively on referrals to other specialists mybodyistryingtokillme.com

#satire

someone drew a fox sleeping inside a peace symbol and it says if you love someone let them nap

i love getting cute little morning texts like 'your lab results are in' mybodyistryingtokillme.com

pic of a messy bedroom with things scattered everywhere and it says with a ribbon a mess is NOT an emergency illustrated by @introvertdoodles

illustrated by @introvertdoodles on Insta

Oh Look! A Good Day! [pic of guy at desk in south park] aaand it's gone... now wait, it's back....aaand it's gone again mybodyistryingtokillme.com

my calendar is just a list of things i'll apologize for missing later mybodyistryingtokillme.com

@iluvmyheatingpad angel and devil on the beach holding hands angel (my desire to meet a new dr and get proper help with my disease) devil (my desire to avoid all medical professionals due to debilitating medical trauma)

@iluvmyheatingpad

life with chronic illnesss.... The life I can live is Whatever will fit into that narrow space between having enough energy to get out of bed and reaching the point where i know I will crash and burn.

[pixelated pic of a horse galloping] i'm going places (bed)

when someone says 'but you don't seem disabled' [pic of flowery meadow, evergreens and then a mountain] the urge to go feral is undeniable @thechronicloveclub

@chronicloveclub.bsky.social

Well, that turned out to not be so inspirational!

a doctor looking at you with his clipboard in hand doctor glances at patient's decapitation, reminders her that high protein diets can reduce neck tension mybodyistryingtokillme.com

#satire

@Q_Review - it's wild to me that there are people alive right now who are approaching 120 years of age. Can you imagine turning 90, coming to peace with yourself, the 30 years later you're like "ok this isn't funny anymore for real" autoimmune & chronic illness memes on fb

not very inspirational, but okay you're doing your best! but so is your immune system, unfortunately mybodyistryingtokillme.com [background is water rolling on and off of rocks (maybe the ocean) and in the distance is a mountain and a sunset]

@lovelywars - reading fiction is fun because for once the problems aren't mine - on twitter

a man down on one knee with a kitten in his hands while a woman is shocked with mouth agape - when your gynecologist is also a magician

I like messaging friends, “I miss you,” and then disappearing for 3 months

picture of a person with arm (have you tried...) out to pet a dog (chronically ill person) who is putting his head all the way back so he isn't touched by person mybodyistryingtokillme.com

I wish able bodied people understood that being forced to rest and lay around because of sickness isn't the same as them getting to rest bendy bunny

@bendybunny.bsky.social

Imagine having to carefully plan every trip outside the house. You make sure it isn’t too long that it makes you sick, but long enough that it’s still worth it. You work out timings to make sure you leave at your most ‘energised’. You save up meds to take to help get you through. You put in rest periods before and after to recover. All so you can go out and be a part of the ‘normal’ world just for a little bit. ~ leaving the house with chronic illness

my body got one condition and said, you know what would be fun? more. mybodyistryingtokillme.com

@heatinblack - me: *lying face down on the bed in my underwear* husband: you look like a centerfold for chronic illness magazine mybodyistryingtokillme.com

This store in the mall has a huge 3d rectangle that says in huge letters "DIE" and in smaller letters "FOR SUCCESS"

B*tch, I’m dying as fast as I can.

I want y'all to stop standing so close to me in lines

a black tee that says 'i love my health & the way it just [clenches jaw] deteriorates as shirts or mugs etc. etsy.com/shop/ChronicIllnessTees or redbubble.com/people/chronicillnessT

As shirts, mug, etc - www.etsy.com/shop/Chronic...

If you’re reading this post, then you’ve officially overdone it. Lie down.

[What are you doing reading this line too? I told you to go lie down. WTF!]

THEM: You are a lost cause.
ME: Thanks for understanding.

@alfkkifine I told my manager I was stepping down from a leadership role because the constant migraines and stress were affecting my health. He didn’t ask if I was okay. He didn’t ask if I needed support. He asked, “Did your boyfriend tell you to do this?” I just stared at him. I said, “No. My neurologist did.” He laughed like I was joking and said, “Well, you should think carefully. Men don’t usually like when their women stop being ambitious. He might lose respect for you.” I said, “My health is not a group decision.” He shrugged and told me to “sleep on it” and “talk to him first.” I went home, thought about it, and the next morning I emailed HR instead. Not to step down. To report him.

i'm getting really tired of waking up and not being miraculously cured with a million dollars in my bank account. mybodyistryingtokillme.com