Chronic Illness Humor

@DaveApnea - don't know what's more upsetting, that my wife uploaded my snoring to spotify, that 44, 44,000 people have listened to it, or that she took the time to release an instrumental version! [pic of spotify - 1 - dave don't snore (44,201) - dave don't snore - instrumental (1,203)

Don't talk to me first thing in the morning. I'm still defrosting.

juliasscotticomedy - So, tasted mushroom 'coffee' for the first time recently, and I swear, couldn't tell the difference between it and a hot steaming of water with potting soil mixed in. itsgoomba replied It might be your brewing method, use a gooseneck kettle with 195 degree water, let steep 2m30s. Then, pour it down the drain and replace with real coffee

cowb0y-cadaver on tumblr being recently diagnosed is like *overdoes it* okay so i cant do that *overdoes it* i can’t do that either *overdoes it* oh no i also can’t do that over and over. will update if it ever stops.

loganofthenorth - @loganofthenorth on tumblr - My body is once again on strike and the union refuses to negotiate

Chronic Illness is like Having having severely bad eye sight and needing glasses. don't exist, Most people don't believe have bad eye sight. You get judged for not being able to see correctly, people think you are faking for attention. People tell you all the time how they wish they had your bad eye sight so they could get out of certain obligations. You cannot to work because you can't see. You cannot read page in front of your face, doctors say you are just depressed faking. around you tells you harder of people tell you to do yoga.

>>Satire - Yoga Instructor Shocked as Stretching Fails to Cure Autoimmune Disorder [woman stretching doing yoga] mybodyistryingtokillme.com

like half the boxes and stuff on shelves fallen off into aisle - me:trying to take a handful of pills - the floor....

Gynaecologist: steps outside while you undress Also Gynaecologist... [pic of cat putting his paw into probably a paper towel roll

@emmabarrie - Too much body positivity on my feed. Humans are disgusting. Skin is gross. We have so many holes. There's a skeleton inside. Uncomfortable just seeing one of us in public [background of skeleton in classroom]

oldest recorded covid test - pic of 2 men jousting on horses and the joust went up the other guy's helmet and probably his nose

@lugaresxcomunes - on x - i still can't feel beleive that i feelthis bad and i still can't believe that can't go to any hospital or doctor to get help and feel better. my mind can't comprehend the atrocity that is having this illness and being totally left alone to suffer in your own bed, scared to death of what else could you feel

@SaraSchon I had a therapist who once told me, "if you don't schedule a break, your your body will take one for you. And it probably won't be be at a convenient time."

person slapping another guy's hand that is drowning and he says 'your labs look great' after he says 'help!!' t-shirt etsy.com/shop/chronicillnesstees

Comic by Little Niddles, I changed the words 2 panel comic 1st panel: 1st guy says "what is the one thing that stands between you and all your dreams?" 2nd guy says "debilitating illness" 2nd panel: first guy looks frustrated and says "yourself - the answer is obviously you" 2nd guy says "I'm pretty sure it's debilitating illness ... and laundry" artist: kellie

Artist: Kelly / Little Niddles (I changed words for chronic illness)

Source: gapingvoid on Insta (I changed some of the words for chronic illness) MY LIFE WITH CHRONIC ILLNESS: a box with a guy that says 'not so bad' and then another box with the guy saying 'oh f*ck' and then it continues with these boxes but only 'oh f*cks' OH, F*Ck. OH, ,F*CK. OH, F*CK. OH, F*CK OH, F*CK. OH. F*CK. OH, F*CK. OH,F*CK. OH, F*CK. OH, F*CK. OH, F*CK. OH, F*CK.

Artist: @gapingvoid.bsky.social Changed the words for chronic illness

picture of a bunch of charmander stuffed animals and one charmander looks a lot simpler with a fake smile on his face

I just gotta shake off this 20-year losing streak, that's all

a kitten looking so cute - if you need me i'll be in a flare-up - mybodyistryingtokillme.com

>>Satire - Yoga Instructor Shocked as Stretching Fails to Cure Autoimmune Disorder [woman stretching doing yoga] mybodyistryingtokillme.com

I say things like ‘I’ll let you know if I can go,’ and then just continue on with my life like nothing ever happened.

Sometimes I’m just standing there looking the sickest I’ve ever looked, and people just glance at me, say “yoga,” and walk away.

skeleton holding his arm - "I can't treat you, or give you any pain medication because that's not my field. But, I'm going to refer you to five other Doctors Who won't help you either"

was today years old when I realized that the caps on medicine bottles are actually serving sizes... -pic of bottles of pill, and it's cap and then the cap filled fully with pills

Chronic Illness is like Having having severely bad eye sight and needing glasses. don't exist, Most people don't believe have bad eye sight. You get judged for not being able to see correctly, people think you are faking for attention. People tell you all the time how they wish they had your bad eye sight so they could get out of certain obligations. You cannot to work because you can't see. You cannot read page in front of your face, doctors say you are just depressed faking. around you tells you harder of people tell you to do yoga.

Thanksgiving combines the two things I love most.
1. Eating
2. Giving people food poison

loganofthenorth - @loganofthenorth on tumblr - My body is once again on strike and the union refuses to negotiate

cowb0y-cadaver on tumblr being recently diagnosed is like *overdoes it* okay so i cant do that *overdoes it* i can’t do that either *overdoes it* oh no i also can’t do that over and over. will update if it ever stops.

Remember, there's someone out there for everyone.

In your case, it's called a specialist.

BEING HONEST MY SYMPTOMS ISN'T BEING NEGATIVE MyBodyIsTryingTokillMe.com