alex

This happened like a decade ago and I sued them please stop replying with the suggestion to

I did

who said I didn’t

New frankie and the witch fingers unseats newest psychedelic porn crumpets for AOTY for me. Absolute killer record. They went egg punk and it rules

my coming out story is that my medical insurance disclosed I was taking PrEP in the visible window of a letter sent to my parents address

(to the tune of another one bites the dust) another one bites the dust

lyrics don’t matter and don’t need to make sense the words just have to sound kind of cool together

if your face is in your pfp and not facing forward it should be facing to the right bc thats where the text is, or are you so cowardly you can’t face your own writing

congrats on having decent opinions for 4 years and then doing the exact same shit next time you’re in power

forgot how annoying it was when you’re critical of trump and people assume you love democrats

no

I would love a lemonade today, hint hint

they should pick a younger one so they don’t blow through them as fast

I kind of love that a picture that isn’t gore can fill me with such visceral disgust

On friday nights I like telling myself I’m going to intonate two guitars and then nearly start crying when one step goes even slightly awry

I love going “apropos of nothing” when we both know what it’s apropos of

If you’re looking for me you better check under the C

He keeps saying he’s got that monsoon money. He says its called monsoon money because its gonna be rolling in any second.

GF: why did your twitter account “every nut, ranked” just tweet out “6/10”

I could do it without one mauling me, I’m convinced

Ya it was too big of a microdose. Wasnt tripping but was definitely stoney baloney

I was too high on mushrooms during my driving lesson today and kept swerving to stare at dogs out in the park

Coke is very suited to the speed and up-down of high scoring in basketball games

Pepsi is really more of a stand alone soda. Coke necessitates a meal. Casual soda drinkers like people who only smoke when they drink can’t appreciate this difference

Birds of a feather

I want to type 3 very specific words and pull up a pdf i’ve downloaded 10 times already

all of the political, economic, and environmental issues aside, its so annoying that chat bots have driven a fundamental change to the way we use text to interface with computers. i don’t want to ask a computer a fucking question

playing “the long game” with some floor stains at work

i dont know where my non santa hat avi is its holiday time all year now