Kayden

Kayden

@kaydencollie.bsky.social

That emo border collie from the Midwest. 30 y/o. (They/It/Toy); Single. Singer, Musician, Artist, D&D Nerd, among other things. 18+ only, Minors DNI. πŸ”ž

210 Followers 635 Following 1,080 Posts Joined Jul 2023
3 days ago

I'm so normal

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3 days ago

One day, I'm gonna wake up as a warning label on some pooltoy's ass. >.>

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4 days ago

So tired today... day flew by so fast. All I could think about was pooltoys >.>

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4 days ago

Okay so someone I know had a dream about plugging a corrupted and evil USB into their TV and then the TV wanted to assimilate all the technology in the world and started by having them feed the TV their router and then it started reading their secrets out loud and I think about that a lot---

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1 year ago
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Squeaky doggy πŸΆπŸ–οΈ

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1 week ago
illustration of Zevon, an anthro snake and Zyraxus as a taurform dragon sitting beside each other and chatting. Text reads Zevon, Mexican kingsnake, resident of earth. Zyraxus, Shiothek (taurform), resident of Thaevern. Chat bubble text reads Zyraxus: Jealous of all these limbs? Zevon: I'm imagining you flying and it's hilarious

I really like taurs. I just think they're neat
#furryart #illustration #ocart

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6 days ago

Aaaaand now I'm back in a "TF into an older car" mood now that vehicle TF hit the TL again-

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1 year ago
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ルーン

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6 days ago

Also having totally normal thoughts about certain types of vore with muscular guys--

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6 days ago
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[COMM 2022] ott ott ott!! 🦦

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6 days ago

Feeling *very* "toy" today. Like, otter pooltoy again. Certainly a way to spend a day off-

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1 week ago
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Hola ivy

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1 week ago

Also I feel like I'm about to get hit with that one tag that basically says I haven't slept longer than 4 hours. A motherfucker got mad sleep disorders, move along.

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1 week ago

Inbetween dreams, I hit this specific flow state where I just felt like I got turned into some pooltoy's knot and just kinda felt them rolling their hips as they showed me off and everyone around just kind of snickering as it talked about me like that, and it did something to me. >//////>

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1 week ago

I only just recently started to play TTRPGs and even GM my own game after a couple years. After I started my own game, I have never felt more exhausted ever, both for better and worse. I do not think most people understand how taxing hosting your own game can be, despite how rewarding it can also be

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1 week ago

Jackals are REALLY good, hard for me to say no- >w>

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1 week ago

The brainrot was so intense earlier that I just straight up dreamed about a pooltoy railing me--

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1 week ago

Had a thought about a big pooltoy fucking mounting me in bed and after it cums in me, I start to transform into a pooltoy myself.... oooooghhhhh..... >/////<

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1 week ago

I've just been way too spaced out the past few hours, just thinking about pooltoys in such a specific way. I'm going to fucking scream

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1 week ago

Yessssss aaaaaa... I love the object euphoria-

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1 week ago

Pizza box.............

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1 week ago

H-Hey... >///< YOU'D EASILY GET ME.

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1 week ago

Pizza is really fucking good... however, why would I need pizza when I could just choose to be inanimate instead?

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1 week ago

Me...........

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1 week ago
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When I get tf'd into a pooltoy in California amd they hit me with this sticker

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1 week ago

Ough. Feeling so many things tonight--

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1 week ago

I am going to take ALL the service top pooltoys home. >.>

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1 week ago

I have this happen so often with different objects with one of my friends. Wouldn't mind it more often, though- >////>

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1 week ago

Genuinely "toy" is just such a good word. How is it not something you wanna be and hear over and over again

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1 week ago

I am VERY fucking warm, holy shit-

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