Liam

Liam

@zyzzyva23.bsky.social

San Francisco’s cargo bike based massage therapist

55 Followers 69 Following 155 Posts Joined Nov 2024
3 weeks ago

You know you’re a San Franciscan when you leave the house and it’s 75F but you still bring a jacket because it might be 50F two blocks over.

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1 month ago
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How to open a door - Finnish instructional video from 1979 YouTube video by Tiikuri

Who would have thought that this is what I needed most today? Perhaps you need it too.

youtu.be/Wof0xPUmW38?...

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1 month ago

If we’re going to do away with the penny, can we also please do away with prices that end in 9?

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2 months ago
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Blowing the dust off my Bluesky feed. Mimsy and I had a nice long walk today. Here we are on the Croisan Creek trail.

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3 months ago

I suffered from insomnia at that age. My mom gave my a copy of the Book of Lists in the hopes it’d put me to sleep. Big mistake. Instead of staying awake until 11:30, I was up til 3.

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3 months ago
The People’s Almanac Presents the 20th Century 
History with the Boring Parts Left Out

But did you have this one?

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3 months ago

Christopher Reeves succeeded George Reeve on Earth-Zero.

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3 months ago

I’ve often said it’s like watching a Kurosawa film. Every shot is perfectly framed, and everyone in it is beautiful. Even the ugly ones.

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3 months ago
Claude, an American alligator with albinism, lounging on his favorite heated rock.

It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍

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4 months ago

Whenever some sanctimonious Dem announces that America needs a functioning Republican Party, I always think “I’d settle for a functioning Democratic Party.”

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4 months ago

As much as I hate “in my day” posts, I will say I’m thankful to have gone through my major concert-going years at a time when no one spent half the show holding their phone above their head.

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4 months ago
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Friendly PSA for my driver friends out there.

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4 months ago
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Mint Royale - Show Me (with Pos from De La Soul) (Official Video YouTube video by Mint Royale

It’s Friday. I’m on vacation three hours behind #KEXP, but I just can’t start my day without this.

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4 months ago
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Stargazing on Mauna Kea

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4 months ago
Drinking POG on the lanai, overlooking palm trees with the ocean in the distance

When you finally get to Hawai’i.

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5 months ago
Retail hawk perched on a car roof rack

An unexpected morning off on a glorious day led to a lovely bike ride. Caught this one perched atop a car outside Lincoln Park.

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5 months ago
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Confession: whenever I see a Waymo, I think to myself, “it’s only a short step from this to OGRE.”

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5 months ago

It’s true! Because of the seat belt, millions of people lived long enough to eventually die from cancer or heart disease.

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5 months ago

Much of the rise of cancer and heart disease rates in the 20th century can be linked to a single device. Yet no attempts have been made to ban this device, and in most of the US its use is mandatory.

This device? The seat belt!

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5 months ago

Oh, it looks like that’s all. Sorry that I thought it was a full reversal.

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5 months ago
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Joy Division - She's Lost Control (Official Reimagined Video) YouTube video by Joy Division

Did LWTUA have the greatest New Wave bass line of 1980? Almost certainly. One of the greatest bass lines of all time? Most definitely. Greatest bass line by Peter Hook? Nope!

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5 months ago
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Is this the Greatest NEW-WAVE Bass Line of 1980? YouTube video by Scott's Bass Lessons

Sometimes, the Internet provides. Like when you’re caught in a vicious doom scrolling cycle at 4 AM, but instead of yet another video about horrible people, instead it serves up a lesson on one of the greatest bass lines of all time.

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5 months ago

Umm… You know you can turn it off, right?

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6 months ago

If I wasn’t so vehemently opposed to wasting resources on pointless things, this is where I would ask the AI bots to draw me a picture of a bacon strip with a goatee.

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6 months ago
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a man wearing glasses and a tuxedo is sitting in a crowd Alt: Pedro Pascal at an awards ceremony, nodding and pointing to the camera

When you’re on your way to pick up your @projectforawesome.bsky.social swag and you see your neighbor in a #pizzajohn shirt.

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6 months ago

Nothing quite like spilling my entire socket set to ignite full blown RAGE over our idiotic system of measurements.
“OK, is 3/8 bigger or smaller than 5/16? And where does 11/32 fit?” 🤬😤
Other side of toolbox: 6, 7, 8, 9… 😎

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6 months ago
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a close up of a cartoon character with a very angry face and a tie . ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with a very angry face and a tie .

TMW you’re all stoked to finally watch #jeopardy after months away only to find it’s preempted by &;@;#% NFL.

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6 months ago

Too many YouTubes are made my men wearing hats indoors.

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6 months ago

Is it just me or do certain cars sound just like the opening to A Clockwork Orange when traveling at low speeds?

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6 months ago

Is this real?? It’s like someone asked ChatGPT to create right wing outrage.

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