Travis Miller

No one needs to have sex that badly.

1. Done my own laundry since I was 8 because that is when my mom was laid up for months after cancer surgery
2. I can barely keep myself together, so I am certainly not asking anyone to submit to me.

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

and that they really want to make it all happen!

At least we know the playbook for anyone who will listen.

Matilda Jr.

He had a Death's head tattoo.

That's enough.

His conference allowed courtesy runners for catchers, so he NEVER ran the bases except for the one home run he hit.

I asked him if he would have sent the courtesy runner out if he hit a 2nd one and he said yes.

Friend of mine had two uncles make the Majors in the early 80s. He played baseball his whole life and got to... backup catcher at D3 Trine in Northwest Indiana, and only because they found him some scholarship money.

It is the year of our insanity 2026. Rosters have been available online for at least 25 yrs. And yet! Men will STILL lie about being D1 athletes.

Since the first man lived, he has been lying about his feats. Bet Jason and Hercules and Odysseus were all just lying about how fucking big the fish was

Beautiful words.

Wait... you get to vote for that many offices?

Lived in Indiana my entire life and I think the most offices I ahve ever seen on a single ballot is like 15.

Oh, and as ballot initiatives, the state Constitution is basically, "The legislature has to grant you that privilege first and LOL"

I jsut renewed my Purdue season football tickets for the 32nd consecutive year.

Also completely missed a chance at a Purdue Comes From Behind Thanks to Cox" headline.

I feel great shame. I have dishonored my ancestors.

Definitely a "Hey guys, thanks for waking up" game from Purdue. We finally looked outselves offensively int he second half.

I completely forgot that We had a moment where it looked like TKR had dislocated his shoulder or something. I guess the anti-embolism medication is working because I lived.

Purdue 70, Northwestern 66: Postgame Video Purdue grits out a much-needed win in Evanston.

Hey! Purdue woke up! @hammerandrails.bsky.social

www.hammerandrails.com/mens-basketb...

Y'all woke the FUCK up finally.

Reverse jinx applied.

We're truly getting our mojo at the right time.

He's missing the 1 and 1 here.

I fully expected Northwestern to throw in a no look three trying to save a back court violation there after that previous shot.

Finally, a stop.

And CJ Cox is a baaaaaaaaad man.

Oh fuck off with that three.

Ice cold, Braden.

We have had to work way too hard for Northwestern.

So far Purdue has responded, but these next 8 minutes are huge for the rest of the year.

Welll, I said 5.

Got it to 6 and we have the ball.

That's the first time we have really looked like the team we can be for a awhile.

Alright. Biggest 20 minutes of the season here. If they don't wake up and win this, it's over.

Get the lead to 5 or less by the under 16.

This is just terrible. Northwestern isn't even playing particularly well. Purdue is just terrible tonight. Completely lost on offense.