Jae

Riiiiiight?!

Well-behaved cats rarely make history. 👑

Happy 70th Birthday to J.K. Simmons 🎂

Thou shalt not blame ‘DEI’ for *checks notes* natural disasters.

That is the dumbest thing God has ever fucking heard.

But before I meet my untimely demise by Amazon packages... I just got Cult of the Lamb on Steam and OMG I love it so much.

My other popular opinion is that in-app purchases fucked mobile gaming.

Yes, there are exceptions; I know them. But the whole “our game gets unplayable after a point unless you buy coins” thing just means that games are no longer fun and developers aren’t trying to balance playability any longer.

I finish up academy at USPS tomorrow and then I will immediately suffer a death by Amazon packages on Sunday.

Gizmo likes the candle light.

Spite, tbh. I live off spite.

bag of HARIBO GOLDBEARS gummy bears. the top corner of the bag says "share size"

the bag says sʜᴀʀᴇ sɪᴢᴇ

but my heart says sɪɴɢʟᴇ sᴇʀᴠɪɴɢ

open world games taught me that I’d rather pick flowers for 80 hours than finish anything important.

idk bro but sounds like you need to move to the country and eat a lot of peaches

Absolutely not.

Started a new job today, the union rep couldn't be bothered to show up and give a new hire presentation. Not a great look. Supposedly the union will be at the academy...

Do you ever just avoid the main quest in a game for a single side-quest and then it turns into a million different side-quests and you have completely forgotten and abandoned THE MAIN STORY QUEST altogether?!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I'm also a lurker

Crumbl cookies took off because the cookies were pretty and look appetizing. But realistically, them mfs dry and taste like they were baked in an EZ Bake oven with Dasani water in the batter. I’d rather pop 3 Popeyes biscuits directly into my throat in the middle of the desert.

Fuck.

After we adopted Toro we discovered that his first owner taught him to laugh like an evil villain

The pillow thief strikes

The answer is yes absolutely

Me: I should play a video game tonight.

Also me: (Spends an hour figuring out what to play and then gets bored with the idea)

It always bugs me whenever I see stuff like "how come modders can do this but professional devs can't"

the answer is just modders have essentially infinite time they can devote to one thing, and zero corporate bureaucracy to go through

Introvert vs extrovert.

Blessing the feed with my cat being cute and cozy

Me: I'm home, I should do some work.
Brain: No work. Cheese.
Me: We just had some cheese.
Brain: I see no cheese.
Me: That's because we ate it.
Brain: (stares blankly)
Me: (sighs) Look, if I get you more cheese can we work?
Brain: Yes.
(gives brain cheese)
Me: Okay. Work.
Brain: No work. Cheese.

A comic about the future. Bex is planting seeds in the ground. The sky is dark and the ground seems barren. The text reads, "I keep trying to prepare for the future. I want to make positive changes." A few tiny plants manage to grow. The camera pulls out to reveal that everything around Bex is on fire. She waters the plants. "But what does the future even look like now? Everything feels so devastatingly uncertain... and any attempt to plan feels futile."

It feels futile - BUT IT ISN'T!!!! Keep living, keep fighting, you matter!! And you can make a difference, even if it's small 🔥🔥🔥

wooper is just vibing