Sir Spanky Schmolaf

Sir Spanky Schmolaf

@schmolaf.bsky.social

ADHD (FINALLY diagnosed after 57 years). Love cats 😻 Hate Nazis πŸ‘Ž Avoids Narcissists (learnt the hard way).

350 Followers 117 Following 860 Posts Joined Aug 2024
2 months ago

Twenty Twenty Six
Please no nasty surprises
Oh, Venezuela.

Haiku by Johannes
3rd January 2026

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There Is No White Jesus | Famalam YouTube video by BBC Three

youtu.be/APMu32sC2nM

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5/4 (heh heh)
Anyhoo, the next stage after my recent high level ADHD diagnosis is medication... but as my boys asked me this weekend, "Will it stop you from being the REAL you?".. I guess I'll find out.

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4/4 Same with exams. So many people revise for hours and days and weeks and months and panic about the process. I've tried this type of revision and cannot do it. Inevitably I pull an all-nighter and read textbooks etc until the morning... I've yet to fail an exam or even score badly

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I struggle with mundane, everyday (boring?) tasks. Yet I seem to function best when the pressure is high and something needs to be done/fixed/sorted in the next few hours.
When everyone else is panicking, that's my calm and collected Zen moment, and I just seem to see the solution to the problem.

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2/4 who leap at the chance to control/coerce somebody whilst making them feel useless and worthless.
I see you.

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1/4 Pretty accurate. This week I finally received my ADHD diagnosis.
I've fluctuated from always knowing I'm different (but unable to explain how) to massive confidence, then to massive anxiety.
This has made me an easy target for nasty narcissistic partners in the past (including recently) -

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Whoop whoop β™‘

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#Narcissist

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My favourite (and most relevant) fridge magnet ever! 🀣

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Wow.
Interesting few months.
New house 🏠
New girlfriend β™‘
Still have 5 cats 🐈 😻
Genuine happiness 😊

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I see the price of MAGA hats has doubled overnight.

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