Lep, Explorer Off the Clock

//I'm a straight-edge cis guy.

But I have this fantasy of watching (or BEING) a cute girl, who's nervous and shy but starts smoking cigarettes and loves it. Maybe gets started thanks to an older devil-may-care girl.

(Health complications are handwaved away.)

+ the last thing he does!

He runs his hands down her thighs, massaging the devious criminal all over.

"Cooperating with the law. I... MAY be convinced to lighten your sentence as a reward for good behavior," he pants.

He squeezes her butt with both hands, hoping to tease out a reaction. He'll crack her composure if it's +

Note to self: NEVER underestimate the built-up tension of the common worker.

"Were you not pinning me to the bed, I'd spin you LIKE a top."

He's already at full mast, shivering all over in anticipation.

"Oh no, I'm being captured."

He runs his hands over her skin and through her hair.

"You're usually the one doing everyone else's dirty work. So this time, YOU get to pick how we do Round 2."

He still couldn't remember last night, so any position she picks will be new to him.

Her glasses just made her that much hotter.

"How about Round 2 first? Shower later, so we save water. Logistic efficiency."

He runs his hands over her form, searching for weak points that'd make her whimper or scream. Now that he knows she's as enthusiastic as he is, time to commit.

His hand brushes the synthetic flesh of @savannah-nikke.bsky.social.

"Uh- oh god, what happened last night?! Sorry if I did anything wrong!" He searches his databanks.

He confirms his pelvis (and the bed) are still fundamentally intact, so at least she wasn't using her combat body...

Stretches, yawns, and shifts against @croissantcurry.bsky.social.

"Hi, did you sleep well- wait, what are we doing in the same bed? Did we have- I promise I'm infertile! Oh god, you're so pretty, please tell me I didn't do anything stupid!"

Positronic brain overheating! Close unresponsive apps?

//Adult woman muses only.

He must, er, reward @cat-burglar-cipher.bsky.social for her enthusiastic cooperation with his investigation.

Specifically, by feeling her up until she screams. Hey, if it works...

He hopes she doesn't notice the handcuff key hidden in his pants...

a pan filled with macaroni and cheese being cooked ALT: a pan filled with macaroni and cheese being cooked

"Dunno if I'm very good at 'turning anyone on', and for some reason I'm not photogenic without my coat."

//I.E., Lep's artist didn't want to do NSFW.

"So I'll just, uh, offer [READER] some DELICIOUS PASTA! Straight out of the pot! With butter and Parmesan cheese!"

"I shall now express my enthusiasm for certain topics."

"Pizza! Interstellar exploration and diplomacy! Research and technological advancement for the betterment of all! Women! Cuddling! Women who smoke and/or have guns! Cowgirl position! Confidence! Losing my carefully-maintained control!"

"Salutations. I'm looking for..."

His eyes roam over the shelves and the proprietor alike. These artifacts are all unfamiliar, so he'll have to ask.

"...Better ways to detect magic. Magic comes in so many forms, and I can't sense it naturally. Perhaps an eyepiece or other device?"

Make sure to balance out your righteous anger towards modern society in healthy, productive, and fulfilling ways.

Tell your friend you love them.

Write up positive reviews of things you enjoy.

Go for walks and get some sun, or cuddle up with a pet .

Don't be angry all the time, you'll burn out.

"Salutations, being-I-haven't-met."

He offers his usual first-contact gift of cookies!

"Happy to know that a minimum of one other sapient being is doing well!"

"Greetings and salutations to the Infinite Hornyverse of #NSFWRP! Hope you're all enjoying yourselves more-or-less responsibly."

Ba-dump. Ba-dump. Must... retain... higher... executive... function!

"I don't mind in the SLIGHTEST! Though I do admit I'm curious what I did to deserve this honor, Ms...?"

He notices out of the corner of his eye that this woman's giving his scouter odd readings.

Error. Error. Rebooting positronic brain.

Beep, boop. Whirr.

...No, a busty woman is VERY MUCH sitting on his lap. Not that he minds in the SLIGHTEST, but he just wanted to make sure he's not going insane first.

"...Uhhh. Hi. Thanks. You're welcome?" Fumbling for what to say in this situation.

+ in lewd, but trying NOT to come off as a creep or push anyone's boundaries.

Also, a lot of the women accounts seem to be mostly/entirely into women. Of course I respect that, but it does make finding partners more of an effort.

//I'm even MORE nervous to approach folks on this account than I am on my SFW main ( @infinitehorizxn.bsky.social ).

Being on the spectrum, approaching strangers is hard enough for me, even though most Bsky folks are pretty welcoming (or at least not aggressive). Especially so when I'm interested +

"Modest ambitions, eh? Probably for the best." Thumbs-up.

"[READER], what gives you feelings of OVERWHELMING POWER?"

"For me, it's (among other things) getting my video-game mega-mod to work. MASTERING UNRULY TECHNOLOGY TO MY WILL."

+ law enforcement database! -

He's a professional. Dedicated to helping keep the peace wherever he goes, to preventing mass-casualty events. He'll call in a tip to local law enforcement.

That, he tells himself, is the *only* reason he peels off to follow her.

He's walking through a bustling street with his head in his phone, rehearsing his cover story of passing off his extradimensional technology as just his 'Quirk'. Then he catches sight of @thornedbeauty.bsky.social -

- confident stride -

- immaculate hair -

- 95.7% match against local +

//How's it going?

"...Y'know what, yeah, cuddling sounds chill. Beds are great; let's see if they're even better snuggled-in with someone else."

He pulls up the covers, as if beckoning the woman into a cave of comfy.

"D-do you see THAT THING?!"

Points behind [READER].

"Check to see if I could still feel my pelvis."

He doesn't need to be psychic (or even neurotypical) to read her vibe.

"Yay!" He wastes no time entering and disrobing. "How *exactly* do you wish to use this convenient bed?"