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If you'd told me after the first episode that Alan would be the last traitor standing... #CelebrityTraitors

Joe Wilkinson when Joe Marler and Nick leave the castle #CelebrityTraitors

Hang it in the Louvre.

Father Dougal Maguire

"Ted, d'ya remember that man who was SO brave, his wife had to divorce him"

The Tánaiste congratulating the new Uachtarán with a Nickelback song has sent me into orbit

JOE W AND MARK IN ONE EPISODE? #CelebrityTraitors

If it had to be someone I'm glad it was Ruben Neves. Such a beautiful tribute to Diogo 🥺 #PORIRL

WHAT A SAVE #PORIRL

A woman was standing on the upper deck of my bus drinking a can of Red Bull and ignored two requests from the driver over the tannoy to come downstairs (standing is not permitted upstairs). The third time he said "Red Bull gives you wings so fly on downstairs" 😂

Jim Gavin trying to explain that difficult circumstances led him to do something out of character might have landed better if he wasn't participating in an effort to stigmatise a reformed convict for political gain.

Extremely relatable to do this at half 10 on Sunday night.

Open the schools

fun how jk rowling going full scorched earth attack at emma watson was triggered not by watson attacking her, but by her giving some feeble wishy-washy statement about still loving her despite their disagreements

The idea that Emma Watson, who had paparazzi lie on the ground trying to take photos up her skirt within moments of her turning 18, has never had to worry about sexual violence is an absolute joke.

Kirk’s ‘memorial’ getting a live coverage on The Guardian is a great example of how the right gets automatically framed as the default political movement to be ‘understood’ while the victims of that same movement never will never get the same amount of coverage

That wouldn't have happened if Paudie was still there #TraitorsIRL

Introducing the Charlie Kirk Remembrance Act, which makes it a felony to quote anything Charlie Kirk actually said when he was alive.

Irish dads when asked to show any form of affection #TraitorsIRL

HitlerSuckfest1488: "This has radicalized me."

every time there's political violence discourse i think about how jo cox was assassinated in broad daylight by a fascist who shouted "britain first" as he shot her, and now nine years later her party is dedicating every moment in power to placating the ideology of her murderer

he was a champion of free speech and if you disagree youre under arrest

Both of the co-founders of Turning Point USA died from things that were preventable, but which they mocked and urged this nation to ignore. Bill Montgomery was killed in 2020 by COVID and Charlie Kirk was killed in 2025 by gun violence.

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

ANDRE THE GIANT "I don't like to speak badly of people. | have grown up thinking and being told that if you cannot say something nice about someone, you should not say anything at all. But I must break that rule in this case because I hate Hulk Hogan very much. He is a big ugly goon and I want to squash his face."

I was like 30% sure that Hulk Hogan was already dead.

These are all from today. When will it end?

I appreciate how the only reminders I get that Harvey Weinstein exists are his periodic convictions for more sex crimes.

Would be quite happy to never hear the word "skorts" again.

Wonder how the guy who condescendingly told me in 2016 that a Trump presidency would have no impact on the rest of the world is doing

Brian Cox with the absolute wildest take on cancel culture I've ever seen.