Stone Butch Blue Velvet

We also just murdered this guy’s parents, his wife, and his son so good luck getting a peace deal

I think about this take more often than I'd like to.

kinda shit the diamond dogs got up to when your morale fell too low in mgsv

it would make construction jobs and spur additional local investment oh god what is this drippingi uot of my nose ist hat bloodw

he genuinely posts about Zohran as if he's his Marxist son

"just program an age verification into the open source operating system that you can modify the programming of and compile yourself"

Y'all I'm pretty sure everyone in charge of everything is actually dumb as a box of rocks

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

AG Letitia James Just Stood Up For Trans Youth In New York. Now, Will Mayor Mamdani Act? Attorney General Letitia James has demanded NYU Langone restart care for transgender youth. Will NYC Mayor Mamdani act as well?

"Among the most powerful tools at his disposal: Mamdani can immediately direct NYC Health + Hospitals, the largest public hospital system in the country, to absorb transgender youth displaced by the NYU Langone and Mount Sinai closures."

www.erininthemorning.com/p/ag-letitia...

[game theory hat] NA players throwing in the roshan pit again 🙄🙄🙄

the reformists had finally gotten into a good place! the state department's grim work was actually coming to fruition, the reformist clerics were eating the sins of the hardliners and it ws all coming down!

**and then we made martyrs out of them and also the people opposing them**

the horrors themselves make me resent the presence of my eyes which see them, but i have retroactively won a lot of arguments on the internet so it is perhaps impossible to say if the current situation is good or bad

this guy rules, he simplifies a lot of our dynamics and bullshit mostly out of irreverence--neither does he blow sunshine up anyones ass by that same token.

oh god they're like, HARD panicking, i see. oh gosh thats not great.

news stories from within a couple hours of each other reporting on a 565, 1000, 700, 1200, and 600 point fall in the dow jones. this is obviously a combination of portfolios getting redistributed (but price generally trending downward) and lag in even LLMs writing and uploading bullet point stories to wire networks and individual outlets, but jesus fucking christ good luck securing capital in this climate that is nakedly fraudulent where its laws are not merely uncertain in ways not commonly explored outside of divine punishments in the old testament.

this kind of volatility is great for markets actually, it keeps your economy engaged and active like a labrador retriever doing an agility course

".... so..... lunch early, d'ya think?"

We really do need to hammer home reducing police budgets and using them to bolster teacher salaries immediately. The fact we have these massive goon squads playing candy crush all day at their jobs meanwhile teachers are having to get second incomes is frankly embarrassing as a rich country.

oh so we're like OUT out, huh

I'm starting to come around to the idea that Trump has a serious medical condition that his doctors have told him is terminal and he's decided to speedrun his bucket list

Scott Templeton from the Wire

This dude is every journalist at the New York Times now

I gotta stop saying shit out loud

Cool.

Wow, the justification for the war america started is being explained to the American public by the prime minister of Israel on tv and not the president of America, better not think about that too hard ladies and gentlemen,

Like you do have to walk away eventually. You have to stop talking about it.

the second funniest time is, as always, Now

i see you assholes who could have caped for a lot of people this far out from the election, and chose instead to cape for gavin "i have only had nazis on my podcast" newsom no i'm not letting you assholes go this way i will defend the median idiot voter from you like an angel with a flaming sword

all these motherfuckers are in the same fucking group chats and they're all going "bitch, YES, you need ethnostates!!! humans congregate with their own, its natural!"

i'm really not liking how every single democrat who brought us to this polycrisis is now getting super comfortable with nick fuentes and richard hannania and asking VERY few questions about graham "totenkopf" platner after treating zohran mamdani like the devil reborn.

the united states will absolutely defend taiwan, our valued ally, from all external threats. unless our brand new carrier pooped itself again because the pipes are bad. or if we forget to bring enough CIWS rounds. or if we run into some more of your commercial shipping, again.

pour one out for Taiwan who, after this, will have nothing shielding them from the realization that their greatest security guarantee is

--making sure everyone knows the USA wont *actually* invade from Taiwan
--china not needing the extra headache more than it needs an island full of sore losers

oh okay so platner is explicitly the trial balloon for liberals to just go full nazi white pride worldwide got it, got it got it got it, locked in. that's fun.