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in thinking about Lee Ving, Poly Styrene, Captain Sensible, Rat Scabies, Johnny Thunders, Richard Hell, Lux Interior, Poison Ivy, et al, it it occurs to me that punks were posters without a website

its at the bottom, point 5, the art did not get cached

it would be literally the last thing you see on the page. for 12 hours they gave it this place of honor

part of what's fucking you up here is that the teens who got sent into iraq because of the NYT's lies are now 45 years old, and--get this--STILL mad about it!

people who talk big in public do not act. this has been probably the greatest stabilizing factor in american history since the great depression.

you get us into little communities, we're gonna start getting creative, and then you're fucked because you cannot out-crazy a bored american

this homepage, where you buried it at the bottom? and the fairy godmother made some rubble that buried schoolgirls during an attack that may or may not have been related to american bombing?

well at least transphobia makes you bad at everything you do in life, including lying

this is one of those tactics where not constantly lying on the world stage at every opportunity throughout the 2020s would have been really really helpful for having people believe what the united states was saying in an official capacity

if you ban it on platforms we use to post pictures of lunch, then the discourse will corral solely in the places you dont know about that get used to talk about 3d printing rifle frames and the home addresses of people in congress

free speech is for you as much as it is for us

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idk what he's typing but he is absolutely hearing this inside his head, www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvI_...

you beat me to it lmao they keep panning out and it keeps getting more abject

he is still the guy whose entire career was destroyed by trump picking up a bottle of water

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

Take my shows, take my plans, take me where I cannot stan. I don’t care, I’m still free, I’ll just watch what’s on TV.

separate and apart from how i generally dislike the direction of american foreign policy,

IT WAS GONNA WORK! against all odds the plan was actually kind of working just due to social fatigue and an entire human lifetime of economic misery!

and then we did the dumbest things in quick succession,

a nearly half-century long project to destabilize the regime was like unironically one hot dry summer away from wiping it out in a persian maidan.

welp. no chance of that happening now! glory to the martyrs, i guess

*median fuck it whatever, hey, sidebar, does anyone LIKE new autocorrect? it kind of feels like its something we all started struggling with from one day to the next, anyway, WW3 finna start by an 80 year old reality tv host ain't that fun

in the defense of the media irani reformist on the street, the usa may have been a bit precipitate in murdering anyone inside the country who advocated peace, secularism, and deconfliction.

this anchor is serving John Cena doing a really mean impression of himself as a younger man

Elected Democrat Thrilled He Doesn't Have To Do Anything

DHS keeps the fuck plane. Lewandowski stays on it and he has to fuck. Markwayne's problem now.

1.3 Lesson one: You can't rely on reinforcements 1.4 Lesson two: We have thirteen hundred systems to resupply us. You have one. 1.5 The third lesson: Playing defense means being endlessly ground down. Someday something will get through 1.6 The final lesson: Its safe to chase after us. Its how you'll win. And that was a lie

coming around to "jeff bezos bought the rights so he could kill it right at the plot point where economic hegemony gets trucked by Full Fat Fascism because the implication was upsetting to him" which is a shame b/c the siege of laconia is one of the better Space Battles committed to any page

"Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas" is the closest we'll ever get to that scene in The Naked Gun reboot where Liam Neeson looks around the room and comes up with the fake name "Cherry Roosevelt Fat Bozo Chowing Spaghetti"

considering the time periods in question, it was pretty much exactly like that feeling actually.

i put on Serenity on a stream for 10 minutes and sighed and said "its good to grow up" irl and turned it off, for a moment i felt every fucking second of the last 20 years and it wasn't entirely a bad thing, like looking back at your high school and realizing how small it was

uhhh river tam is like fucking 50. thats gonna be another issue, the linearity of time and all that.

oh right, the most prolific and successful guy from this show by far was Alan Tudyk and he McFucking Died in the movie, so....

oh jesus god no this is like 15 years too late and thats being GENEROUS, like the moment for this has Extremely Fucking Passed

first off Jayne has to die on his way back to Canton, second off i just realized that place was literally called "Canton" yeah fuck this we're too old for it

THIS IS LITERALLY STRASSERISM WE ARE JUST DOING STRASSERISM AGAIN WE CAN'T EVEN GET OUR OWN BESPOKE IMPERIAL COLLAPSE THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT

*lookin at ya but not Looking At You* yeah by that 40th consecutive year of terror and uncertainty you get pretty okay at rolling with crazy shit. cheaper and better than improv classes, i tell ya hwhat

a guy who's been to at least 4 years of college going into segfault realizing that war is when people want to kill each other, until the other ones are dead, and that we've been doing this to the world for his entire life