greyson

Imperfection is not rewarded! Try again! Try again!
You're boring your audience, get new material!
Push yourself further, don't look down!
Keep walking past the ground!
Made to entertain, made to serve, that's your role!
Regurgitate what works, kill what doesn't!
You don't work.

its a grey

draw the clean-o-vac from fnaf sotm please and thank you

The picture shows concept art of The Neighbour, the enemy in my Hello Neighbor retake. He is short with a blue diamond sweater-vest over a yellow shirt. He wears red-orange pants with grey loafers. His hair is brown, as well as his moustache. His gloves are black, rubber gardening gloves.

WOAH! an update! wow!

NEW concept art for The Neighbour!

again, i apologise for the absence, i have been working on other projects! and also not working at all :P

#helloneighbor

im nonbinary btw, but like, im not super strict abt it. hell, call me a girl or a fucking homunculus, idc

nuh uh

I get harassed by a trans furry artist, a bisexual confused popular furry artist, and their furry friends. (These people are all also my friends.)

The banner of Greyson Hanzer. From left to right: My persona, Greyson. An image from my Moreana Mordegard Glesgorv retake. A landline phone. My Regretevator OC, Custodian. An image from my Something Bad will Happen Soon retake. Aethos. My OC, Jarrett Dextahr, looking less than intelligent. An image from my Hello, Neighbour! retake. A drawover of the classic "Mom found the yaoi" thumbnail, with the text now reading "Mom found the yuri" and starring Jarrett Dextahr. Fanart of the "Want Some Fun" song by Musiclide. (Was liked by Alex Rochon on Twitter before I nuked my account. Reaction: Ecstatic.) An image from my Have You Seen this Man? retake. An image of a church from my The Mandela Catalogue retake. An old drawing of my interpretation of Cesar Torres' alternate. In the top right corner is the text "greyson HANZER".

are we for real rn... full banner wabababa

alt text has a lotta words btw

KILLBOT HELMET UGC
below

A photo taken of "Shroud". Circa 1995.

[NEW]

Remade the image for "Shroud". I was unhappy with the previous one and believe this new version is a major improvement. Enjoy!

A photograph of Mark Heathcliff. Taken from the 1992 Poplar Yearbook.

A photo of Cesar Torres. Taken at the Poplar High School Prom.

A photo of Sergeant Ruth Weaver. Taken in 1991.

A photo of Lieutenant Thatcher Davis. Taken in 1992 for the Mandela County Police Department's "Employee of the Month" board.

[NEW]

Remade the images for Mark Heathcliff, Cesar Torres, Ruth Weaver, and Thatcher Davis. Enjoy!

The ending text from Hello Neighbor 3: Prototype 2, showing that Jacob (red hat and blue jacket, far), Iris (big blue hair, middle), and Vandal (red backpack and sign-face, close) have been saved from Raven Brooks.

I DID IT
#helloneighbor #helloneighbor3 #hn3

silly guy (srry that its like hardly a ref at all... hes a twink and he has black pants...)

hanzer.straw.page

Grab the nearest weapon. Use it on the crowds. Listen to my voice. Target the authorities. They are in the way of your godhood. Listen to me. I am your saviour.

Something bad will happen soon.

the gooner is mad as fuck

Some stupid ass fucking gooner. Die die die die die.

we should tie these people up by their feet and let the blood rush to their heads

☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺

☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻

The YouTube taskbar with the word "null" replacing what should be "Settings".

weird bug i found on youtube. no this isnt the start of an arg, this is legitimately just smth i found

FUCK YOU JEREMY

The character shown is Jared, an original character based on Ollie from OOTIM. He is the faker of Jarrett Dextahr, another OC of mine. He stands gayly, holding a microphone.

Jared in "False Draft"

Feel free to do whatever! (totally not begging)

#anemaniac

[???], also known as "Cesar Torres", standing in the doorway leading to Mark Heathcliff's room. In colour.

Ditto. Monochrome.

Mark Heathcliff v. [???]
Art collab between me and @bunzispheesh.bsky.social (@bUnzIsPheesh on Twitter).

#mandelacatalogue #themandelacatalogue #tmc

Jeremy will bleed a thousand wounds at my hands, as I intend to prolong his life only for the suffering of himself. There is no greater pleasure that I would receive than for him to be condemned to a life of horrible pains. For Jeremy, I wish nothing but the absolute worst, you manipulative jackass.

fuckass cyclops

My Roblox avatar in front of the Shrimp Back store, made by Felenopy. Felenopy is also the creator of the clothing seen on my avatar. The custom head is created by a separate individual, ApplebutGold, Goldenlapple, or simply Appl.

Amazing clothing I commissioned!! I really like how it turned out!! It feels like my persona is real...

Creator:
@felenopy.bsky.social
@FeIenopy on Twitter

The man, the monster.

My OC, Jarrett Mathieu Dextahr, looking stupid as fuck.

muh?

Jared Deckster in front of a familiar face. "Been some time, hasn't it?"

my new oc jared deckster

[???], also known as "Cesar Torres", standing in the doorway leading to Mark Heathcliff's room. In colour.

Ditto. Monochrome.

Mark Heathcliff v. [???]
Art collab between me and @bunzispheesh.bsky.social (@bUnzIsPheesh on Twitter).

#mandelacatalogue #themandelacatalogue #tmc

HELL YEAH