Enjoy every moment with me. One day I may block you.
Some days my job really pisses me off. Today is one of those days.
Am I about to watch my favorite movie for the millionth time? Yes, yes I am!
Has anyone looked at or updated the Doomsday Clock or whatever it's called?
I'm bilingual I can jajaja and hahaha!
Why are some people so fucking loud doing the most basic things? I could do exact same thing and you wouldn't know I was there. You know what I mean?
I hate when I’m out at the bar and someone hugs me and they leave they stench on my shoulders.
Was I doom scrolling on the sofa? Yes
Am I now doom scrolling at the bar now? Yes.
I’m a man of many tricks.
I was about to pour some of this in a bowl but fuck that! I’m grown! I’m going to drink it straight from the container.
Home sweet home…
That’s the dumbest way of alerting people. What was that alert for?
That is weird
As many times as the power has gone out, it's usually everyone across the street. Never us.
Yes, I do
That was me. I just doom scrolled until the tv just back on.
Still without power? My power was out for 30-45 but it’s been back on.
Jajajaja! That’s pretty clever. I’ll be sure to remember if I randomly see that.
I need to get into this app more often. Help me y’all!
Did I cry during that halftime performance from Bad Bunny? Yes, the fuck I did! 🥹😭
When you come in to get a new phone, don't ask as if you don't know what phone you want. You know damn well you want that new 17 pro or whatever that you've seen your friends flaunting. Say that!
Suicide prevention training annual reminder—talking with someone about suicide and thoughts DOES NOT give them the idea or cause them to carry it out.
Talking actually can reduce ideation and attempts.
Especially with your teens.
I typically go out on Wednesday night and chill at one of my favorite bars. I’ve been flying the past 2 days and or been busy with family.
Should I go out tonight and chill with my friends? Thoughts?
The screen that always updates always makes me smile solely because Gizmo pops up more than not.
Really?! You really don't know how to spell Pedro?
