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@itsnotme-itshaiku.bsky.social

A collection of finely worded Premier League insults

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Hottie

02.03.2025 21:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Third on the table
Forest just hands out goals
charity FC.

15.02.2025 17:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Leicester's game plan:
"Let their defender cook us."
It worked perfectly.

15.02.2025 14:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Manager's a mess,
Palmer's play, no less,
Chelsea's in distress.

14.02.2025 22:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Someone should make a blue sky account for these. 👀

14.02.2025 22:03 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Chelsea’s checkbook cries,
spent a billion, bought pure vibes—
midtable for life.

14.02.2025 21:59 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

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