Donate to Portland, Oregon's Hereford House Food Pantry, organized by Michael Pinnick My name is Michael Pinnick and I am attempting to raise funds for the H… Michael Pinnick needs your support for Portland, Oregon's Hereford House Food Pantry

If you can't give a little, could you please repost this where ever you can? They feed so many people and they need all the help they can get right now! www.gofundme.com/f/portland-o...

Beautiful pole attached to a most beautiful woman, then on the toes for dessert, of course.

Do you mean which one first?

Definitely a swallower.

A lot of people on social media are complaining about my social media posts about social media

"May you have the day you truly think you deserve" works for me.

Go away
(Go the way)
.....Go out like Josh Greenberg!

Oompa Loompa Doopitty Dar
Do not rape minors; you will go far
Your confirmation will sail on through
Like the Oompa Loompas' generally do!

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a couple of cartoon characters with orange faces and green hair standing next to each other . ALT: a couple of cartoon characters with orange faces and green hair standing next to each other .

Oompa Loompa Doopitty Dout
Flailing, exhausted, Gaetz has pulled out
Oompa Loompa Doopitty Dorr
If I am right there'll soon be lots more

What do you get when your date is 16?
Your reputation won't be pristine
You will be named in an ehtics report
Cabinet prospects are...cut short!

Mind if I borrow this, with proper credit, of course?

The number of people per country who go bankrupt every year because of medical bills:

Norway - 0
UK - 0
France - 0
Spain - 0
Portugal - 0
Denmark - 0
Australia - 0
Iceland - 0
Italy - 0
Finland - 0
Ireland - 0
Germany - 0
Netherlands - 0
Sweden - 0
Japan - 0
Canada - 0
United States - 643,000

The real Alice of Arlo Guthrie’s “Alice’s Restaurant” dies at 83 The hippie-era icon who inspired folk singer Arlo Guthrie’s epic, Berkshire's based anti-establishment song “Alice’s Restaurant” has died. Alice Brock took her final breath at a hospice home in Wellfl...

Every year on Thanksgiving at 12pm, I, like many others, turn on the radio to listen to "Alice's Restaurant." Growing up, I'd sit w/my parents and listen; now, I sit w/my kids

Alice died today at 83

You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant (excepting Alice)

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The Illuminati don't ask you to join-they tell you you've joined.

As do we all.

Straight Dope Message Board.

The Straight Dope Message Board is still there.

One of my favorite Straight Dope columns.

We have four of Cecil Adam's "Straight Dope" book in our bathroom.

The Straight Dope Message Board is still going strong.

They both work for me.

Very sad news. Alice Brock of "Alice's Restaurant" has died. 🥺

If anyone is interested in west coast science fiction and/or fantasy conventions, either going to them or organizing them, let me know.

I didn't see that coming.