Aliems

I guess im a stremming? With @aikaenatsu.bsky.social @empresskrystal.bsky.social @marithecat.bsky.social ! Come watch us final fantussy 14 times!

free line for democrats to use on the white house shit: donald trump has done what the flight 93 hijackers couldn’t

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

Lol

Gods i'm so lucky to be in the 'has a hot wife' club 💜💜😍👩‍❤️‍👩

"What are you doing Feather Duster? Unnhh yeah blow out my backrow!"

Does it count as chasing the mailman if you're a skypuppy chasing a cargoplane designated for airmail?

the bors "I think we should improve society somewhat" cartoon except society is replaced with "bsky" and "and yet you participate in it!" is replaced with "WAFFLES"

Started the day off right with a wall of death and rowing at Escape the Fate with wifey.

Q:What's two days?
A: A fort day!

*sip*

I also love this shirt(and seeing you in it) and am hype

Dave Portnoy tweet saying ‘absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.’

Pop Crave Tweet: ‘Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy says he hopes a missile hits Greta Thunberg’s boat as she sails away with aid: “I hope they hit a f*cking, like, a missile on her boat. Knock that boat down. Greta or whatever her name is”

This explains it better than I can

there’s no way a single person believes this

BREAKING: Social Security Administration chief data officer and whistle-blower Charles Borges has resigned after bombshell report that SSA put highly-sensitive data at risk. He sent out an email to colleagues moments ago.

Here is the text of his email shared with me:

remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature

Baudrillard’s 4 stages of simulacra applied to pumpkin spice Stage one (next to picture of pumpkin): Initially the sign (image or representation) is a reflection of basic reality Stage two (next to picture of pumpkin pie): the sign masks a basic reality. The image becomes a distortion of reality Stage three (next to Starbucks pumpkin spice latte): the sign marks the absence of basic reality. The image calls into question what the reality is and if it even exists Stage four (next to jug of pumpkin spice flavored coffee mate): the sign bears no relation to any reality whatsoever; it is it’s own pure simulacrum

Don’t know who made this but thank you

Chat, I think she's the one. 😍 I'mma ask her to wife up. 💍

anyway the choice america faces going forward is live in the confederacy or do reconstruction for real and purge those motherfuckers from all of public life. and there isn’t really an in-between.

@marithecat.bsky.social 👀

Geordie LaForge meme format Bad - “100 men vs 1 gorilla” Good - “millions of us vs a handful of billionaires”

Meme that says: " The Right: The Left is using trans rights to justify a cyborg uprising to crush the patriarchy and make way for fully automated pansexual gender fluid communism. The Left: *long toke* Image- Rainbow flag with transparent overlay of laser eyed Lenin with blunt hanging out of his mouth saying: That sounds rad as fuck "

This energy.