Evan Lang

Evan Lang

@evanlang27.bsky.social

πŸ… He/They. Baseball enthusiast, writer for PurpleRow. Founding member of Rocky Mountain Rooftop. All comments and opinions are my own. Official Garrett Hampson fan account.

1,084 Followers 161 Following 3,844 Posts Joined Jul 2023
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β€œAre you not entertained?”- Wedgie, probably

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6 hours ago

Except the "luck" is manufactured to be so low that it encourages you to buy, buy, buy! Give us all your money and maybe you'll get a fake piece of digital cardboard that goes away in a year!

And there's no competition, so what other baseball game will you play?

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⚑️ He is speed! Braiden Ward channeled his inner Rickey Henderson after swiping his 17th base this spring, breaking the previous record of 16 set by Eugenio Velez in 2008. Great work, B-Dubs! #GoSpo

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6 hours ago

So impossible to get without paying an exorbitant amount of money. Cool.

God I hate this fucking franchise.

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7 hours ago

Sleeping like nothing could ever threaten him. The safest

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Royals teammates Bobby Witt Jr. and Vinnie Pasquantino actually live in the same house together
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During Spring Training for the last two years, they've been roommates in a house that they call "The Wittz-Carlton"
They live with a third roommate, Barry (Bobby's dog). They drive a minivan to practice every day... and sometimes, Vinnie cooks

Couple goals

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12 hours ago

We’re trying something new with @leaflet.pub

Let us know what you think!

(Or subscribe!)

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11 hours ago
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Lefty prospect Sean Sullivan leads the charge for the #Rockies this afternoon against the Diamondbacks!

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1 day ago
NUGGETS ARE BACK
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1 day ago
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"I'm caffeinated. I'm beaned up right now"
Vinnie Pasquantino

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Baseball is so much better with people dancing and singing and banging on drums throughout the whole game. A better world is possible.

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Giving a man a thousand hugs is a terrible way for 10,000 lightning bugs to teach him to dance.

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A blue graphic without cutout images of Vinnie Pasquantino. Text on the graphic reads, "Vinnie Pasquantino First 3-Homer Game in World Baseball Classic History"

That's that he espresso. πŸ€Œβ˜•οΈ

#WorldBaseballClassic

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1 day ago

This sucks.

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1 day ago

#Rockies lefty reliever Brennan Bernardino warming up in the Mexico bullpen.

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1 day ago
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Connor Joe: Emergency Catcher He has even more skills than the average utility player.

Also, Connor Joe is with the Mariners now?

What a terrific person.

It’s been a minute, but I wrote about Joe being the Rockies emergency catcher.

(We had to get the photos from USD for the article.)

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An American-Born Rockies Pitcher Just Shut Down Team USA in the World Baseball Classic β€” for Italy Who is Michael Lorenzen? The MLB pitcher who shut down Team USA for Italy in the World Baseball Classic.

Yes.

Yes, he did.

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1 day ago

Matt Berry saying "Bam Adebayo" would change my life

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Atta boy, Cal. Good work.

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Edouard Julien just laced a two-out double! I'd love to see him heat up after a tough spring training and tournament so far.

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Laureano scratched for general soreness
(left shoulder from bad sleep with new dog),
resting but says he's ready.

New favorite sports injury just dropped.

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Colorado Rockies at Seattle Mariners lineup card
March 11, 2026 | 2:10 PM MDT
RF Tyler Freeman
C Brett Sullivan
LF Charlie Condon
1B Troy Johnston
DH Braxton Fulford
2B Adael Amador
CF Drew Avans
3B Vimael MachΓ­n
SS Nicky Lopez
SP Chase Dollander

We inch ever closer to Opening Day as the #Rockies take on the Seattle Mariners today in Arizona.

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not only is baseball Italian now, Vans are officially Italian footwear

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1 day ago

Game Force Boulder over by Williams Village.

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1 day ago

I just found out my favorite local game shop closed its doors forever last month. I’m feeling pretty heartbroken. I never got a chance to go there one final time. I actually had my day planned around going today as a birthday treat.

Now I’m quite sad.

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1 day ago
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"WHERE'S THE FUCKIN WINE?!"

(via fibs_italia / IG)

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1 day ago

Nazem Kadri has been suspended five games for questioning the call.

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2 days ago

Not nearly as many as it felt like we watched the other one.

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2 days ago

I miss the bread maker ad.

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2 days ago

At least its not the Southwest assigned seating ads.

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