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What if aliens were just intelligent trees and the reason we've never seen them is because they're too terrified to say hello to the people who build houses out of the corpses of their cousins. What if we found a civilisation that lived in houses made of monkey muscles.

Georges Méliès was one of the first individuals to use film for fictional storytelling. To think special effects were invented from a camera getting jammed.

ichthys

If you know, you know.

sigh

Call me old-fashioned, but I truly believe soup is meant to be made in a cauldron over an open fire under a full moon with the sound of wolves in the distance.

I have never tolerated diversity.

I have celebrated it. 🖖

I lie awake, plotting revolution.

There there, meu amor.

You know, none of us are naive. We didn’t think the world was made of just butterflies and rainbows. We knew there were horrid people in the world.

But the sheer number of truly despicable people is astounding. The language they use, how they talk to people.

Thank you to those who are not. 🖖

"Does a straw have one or two holes?"

My niece just asked me a very good question.

"If you cut a sandwich in half, do you have two halves of one sandwich or just two sandwiches?"

The Bou Craa conveyor belt is the longest in the world at over 60 miles long, and treks across the desert all the way to the ocean.

I just share random stuff I learn. Enjoy.

Good.

The invention of the sewing machine was inspired by a nightmare.

Spill the tea, boy.

Your body has more cells than the human population.

Six decades later, Star Trek may still be the only franchise based on the ideas that diversity is strength, justice is the measure of civilization, bounty is to be shared, peace is worth the price, and all these things can be achieved.

We need more shows that look ahead and find goodness.

I’m trying to strike a healthy balance between being informed and being oblivious.

If a strand of spider silk were as thick as a pencil, it could potentially stop a Boeing 747 mid-flight.

My terror has never been more validated.

Happy Thanksgiving my friends.

Live Long and Prosper. 🖖

Sharks have been around longer than trees have. In fact, they existed for about 50 million years before trees were invented.

The fact that this isn't the first time either. Remember "Who the fuck is Linda?" - Evan

Fuck

You totally thought I was calling Penelope Linda and not Linda (brazilian).

Linda.

Enj and I are forever best bros.

If you don't get enough sleep at night, your brain will start eating itself. Go on, look up Astrocytes.

Yi - ohr - mh - ah - mh

daguerreotype - a photograph taken by an early photographic process employing an iodine-sensitized silvered plate and mercury vapor.