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elmo from sesame street is standing on the moon holding a planet ALT: elmo from sesame street is standing on the moon holding a planet

Collabs and guest stars have kept it relevant, kept it alive for 50+ years. I respect the hustle. The Street gonna Street.

17.02.2026 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dodging taxes?

10.02.2026 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man standing in a hallway with the words she 's right behind him ALT: a man standing in a hallway with the words she 's right behind him
10.02.2026 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman says i 'm fine thank you ALT: a woman says i 'm fine thank you
09.02.2026 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bro, do you even sport bro?

08.02.2026 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a deadpool costume is standing with his arms crossed and says fake laugh , hiding real pain . ALT: a man in a deadpool costume is standing with his arms crossed and says fake laugh , hiding real pain .
07.02.2026 07:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a black hat is sitting in a car ALT: a man in a black hat is sitting in a car

Bison see the Cats coming and be like…

07.02.2026 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like he really bounced back from… *checks notes* …playing basketball in the month of January.

Expected to make a full recovery.
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31.01.2026 17:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When it mattered most, the final couple weeks of the season… I didn’t have him as a top 3 hitter on the team.

And yeah he wasn’t healthy… but it still stuck out to me.

16.01.2026 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Graphic Design…….. is My Passion

08.01.2026 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard is crying and covering his mouth with his hand ALT: a man with a beard is crying and covering his mouth with his hand
08.01.2026 05:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a black turtleneck stands in front of a window with perfection written on the bottom right ALT: a man in a black turtleneck stands in front of a window with perfection written on the bottom right
07.01.2026 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This team was something man, wouldn’t be denied.

06.01.2026 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is bonkers… and a title game πŸ‘€.

06.01.2026 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’d be sick 🎸

So I’m a very random sicko Cubs fan, long time listener… but was thinking it’d be pretty funny if this was just his burner account and he was secretly trying to get back on the pod.

01.01.2026 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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two men standing next to each other one wearing a shirt with a wolf on it ALT: two men standing next to each other one wearing a shirt with a wolf on it
01.01.2026 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is sitting on a snowmobile and says just gonna send it ! ALT: a man is sitting on a snowmobile and says just gonna send it !

Are you silly bro?

01.01.2026 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Was thinking about Jimmy the other day. Always seemed like a good dude. Cameo call in for an update sometime over the winter?

01.01.2026 04:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, you can see it in his face πŸ‘€

31.12.2025 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sauron was famous for keeping everyone safe …right?

30.12.2025 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Stopcomeback Willywonka GIF ALT: Stopcomeback Willywonka GIF
27.12.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We don’t realize it at the time, but when John Madden left us… his dream for a world without itchy and burning feet left us too.

27.12.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How was the show?

07.12.2025 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Appreciate the matter of fact, neutrality of this post. Is it a good or bad thing? πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ Ehh, we’ll sort it out in the afterlife.

06.12.2025 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My read on it… might stem from his insecurities and private competition with PTA. Like in interviews, he’s pretty open about how good he thinks that movie is and how it inspired him to up his game. The comments about Dano, just think it makes him feel better to point out (what he considers) flaws.

05.12.2025 09:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a small brown dog is looking at the camera and asking who me ? ALT: a small brown dog is looking at the camera and asking who me ?

Figured out what now? We just took a walk outside.

24.11.2025 04:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When you regularly pass a certain threshold of Taco Bell… it’s best to fight wet with wet.

Fascinating if true (that you went back) but as we’ve never met, I’ll respectfully stand by my statement. IMHO, the worst part of having a bidet is when you travel and have to revert to raw ass & poop hand.

21.11.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s apparent that this thread is filled with people who haven’t used a bidet. I’m not trying to sell anybody anything but also have never met someone who’s given it a fair shot and then went back. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

21.11.2025 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a black and white photo of a woman sitting in a chair with the words `` voof '' written on it . ALT: a black and white photo of a woman sitting in a chair with the words `` voof '' written on it .
20.11.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’re on a roll!

19.11.2025 19:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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