Kieran

this one has no drugs in it because the other one does have drugs in it but is too delicious

a photo of a freshly baked pan of brownies (unmedicated)

every time i get that sheen/crust just perfect

Oh he's considering his options? Well let me the first to remind him that suicide is one of them.

oh you don't like smoking weed? well what about eating chocolatey coffee-y fudge? no? then get the fuck out of my life.

especially when i offer it the (I thought quite easy) choice of "go left a bit to escape, or keep doing this and die"

how do i bet money on this?

yup

yes

Teacher struck children on the head with a guitar to discipline them Evidence from three child witnesses established that Heke used a wooden stick and a medium-sized guitar to strike students on their heads, shoulders, and arms.

ok but did the child deserve it? because i need to hear what the little piece of shit did before i judge.

I can't confirm 55mg per piece but it's a lot and it knocked me the fuck out in the best way.

and also bsky.app/profile/nug....

the only wildlife here is dumb birds and possums :(

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good friday morning here is your friday morning tunes.

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may they both die in obscurity.

"why didn't you invite adam baldwin back?"

"oh that's easy, he basically coined the term gamergate and him dying painfully would be preferable"

"Jayne died somewhere, doing something. i don't know, who cares. he deserved it. Enough about that cancerous asshole"

i don't particularly need or want a firefly revival but it would be funny if they just keep adam baldwin out of it because he's a huge, toxic piece of shit.

"I respect Bernie Sanders because he's an open socialist, and you know that he's a communist so you know what you're getting. Rand Paul's a freaking snake. And I understand completely why his neighbor did what he did. And I told him that to his face."

This is what Markwayne Mullin said about Rand Paul a couple weeks ago.

Anyway, guess who chairs the Senate Homeland Security Committee

lol

the thing i like about my ev is when you floor the accelerator it doesn't register RPMs it registers kilovolts and slamming foot down to have the dash read 1.0 megawatts would be rad.

what if i need to honor my father and uncle who are the same person?

he's gonna be pissed when he finds out the dhs has no budget. or would be pissed if he could count

markwayne mullins is not a good replacement for her because he's just as fucking dumb and evil.

ok but now can we get noem flayed?

might bake some unmedicated brownies that i can eat without getting high

hmm i think the "pro human AI" declaration signed by a bunch of conservative groups and people like steve bannon and glenn beck might, in fact, be bad.

fridays are dumb

Lot of misspeaking going on for a government that had to pass an "english is an official language" bill

i have created the perfect weed delivery system

a photo of a perfectly baked brownie in an oven pan.

if i've done my math correctly there's 12 pieces @ 55mg per piece in this brownie.