Send Help! 🇺🇲

Good move.

A youth kneeling on a roman mosaic. He's using a tiny brush to carefully sweep this immense floor while he quietly regrets his life choices.

Want to help keep our mosaics looking spick and span?

We're looking for a (very) part time mosaic cleaner.

Flexible hours and.... and we wouldn't joke about this.... YOU GET TO STAND IN THE HYPOCAUST!!! 🤩

sussexpast.co.uk/jobs/

The #Olympics are over, but #MarchMammalMadness is right around the corner. Learn all about the #stoat, the official mascot of the Milano Olympics & the unofficial mascot of #2026MMM. #stoatsasmeasurement #mammalwatching

I would have taken it too, had it been offered. 🤷‍♂️ I'm awfully glad this prolonged saga looks like it's going to end happily and you'll be able to relax!

Go figure.

As it should be.

I wasn't about to say that when you were waiting for the colonoscopy. Hope you don't mind me saying it now. I'm so glad things look good for you at this point.

Shame on your health care providers for offering a type of screening that isn't even very good without the ability to follow up in a timely manner. Memorial Sloan Kettering says that while the general rule is that the best screening is one that gets done, they make an exception for Guardant. 🤬

Not really a starter. More of a naantré.

Yup

"I have a lot of Borden scientists interested in me, too." I think this guy is not the young veterinary, but one of the scientists. Elsie's swains form a whole human herd. Speaking of swains, why does Elmer look so swinish from the side view? His profile is porcine when holding that post-priapic toy

Naw, I think that's one of the scientists she mentions as also taking an interest in her. She has a retinue of admirers

Naw, that little heifer is pure Jersey. Product of parthenogenesis, probably.

Irradiated milk? Definitely what I want to give my baby

You were talking about Elsie and Elmer? And how Elmer is a Hereford?

😭

I'm a Gallup pollster. You can contact them at galluppanel@gallupmail.com to let them know what you think of this.

Good luck, Just Jen. Hope it's a false positive.

Exclusive: HISD has lost nearly 4,000 immigrant students amid ICE fears HISD's immigrant student population fell for the first time since COVID this school year. Experts say families are staying home as they fear ICE enforcement.

"Schools have a constitutional responsibility to serve all students, including immigrant students. And that means developing a school climate that is safe not only for students, but also for their adult caregivers," - Paige Duggins-Clay, IDRA #txlege
www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston...

It. Is. Constant.

This is what they do all day every day at school. Classic teen "humor."

I love the Martian! (Or other universe Martian equivalent.)

"Hey I'm going back to the dildo box, I just had the idea to juggle them"

Cameraman who would later be arrested after singing "FASCIST DILDO CLEANUP CREW DOO DAH DOO DAH": @ckinferno.bsky.social

But don't ask him questions, he won't say shit ✊

(posted with permission)

Watching Ilya do a backflip today and having the announcer hurriedly assure us that "those are legal now" -- surely everyone old enough to remember the '90s thought of Bonaly in that moment.

We can be even more specific here: Black voters. These are all majority-Black cities.

To 500. That is 🍌🍌🍌

We contain multitudes 😂
Also, tax records from 1340!!!

The brain drain. I think the current is swirling the other way at the moment.

I have a friend who likes to get on the Mormon website and announce "hey! We're sixteenth cousins fifteen times removed!"

Same same. To Appalachia in 18th century. Set themselves up to manufacturer gunpowder. When the powder mill blew up one day, taking their adjacent home with it, they moved in under some big rocks. My father was forever haunted by having been shown the site as a child. "They lived under rocks!"