Hey I did a fun thing with @warren.senate.gov about breaking up giant healthcare conglomerates
Love will not, in fact, bring us together.
The only hope of uniting this country is in our shared hatred of health insurance companies. We should lean into that.
I’m on it!
Quite possibly the most important medical discussion of our time:
THE FIRST SPHINCTER DRAFT
listen/watch the latest episode of Knock Knock Hi on YouTube or anywhere you get podcasts.
let us know who’s team of sphincters is best.
Youtube: tinyurl.com/2n74fmnm
@glaucomflecken.bsky.social
I think I’m at this point with the “doctors are pharma shills/root cause of disease” crowd. You do you buddy, I’ll see you for your cataract surgery.
They removed it through her medial orbit. I do not advise going through the eye to reach anything not inside the eye.
Spooky
Nah why would he eat ticks when he has a magical self replenishing cat food bowl
Yes
Stealing cat food. He knows what he’s doing
He is now obese 🤣
There’s a stray cat who comes around our house. He was looking skinny, so we’ve been leaving out cat food. Haven’t seen him in awhile, but the food was gone every morning, so I assumed he was eating it. Turns out a fat ass possum has been eating it. Asshole has been living like a king on cat food.
one time i took my broken glasses to an old school eyeglass repair shop and the guy did a fantastic job, couldn’t even see the original break, but i saw a bit of smudge on the lens so i tried to wipe it with my t-shirt and he yelled “no!” at me and snatched them back to clean them properly
People do this in healthcare and it always irritates me. “Look at that patient. They sit there with an iPhone but say they can’t afford their medications?” Buddy, you are mad at the wrong thing.
I made this video 2 years ago. I had a lot of people tell me I was being dramatic. Now we know UNH are pushing nursing home to get residents to sign DNRs. I’m so glad people are waking up.
youtube.com/shorts/ZZtHN...
What it feels like to be vaccinated
When you’re an anti-vaxxer and also bad at Zelda
The tanking UHG stock price is cool and everything, but what really makes me smile is the thought of their investors crying and filling their diapers because UHC isn’t killing poor people good enough.
I’d like to dedicate the DOJs ongoing investigation into Medicare fraud committed by Unitedhealth Group to one of the health insurance industries staunchest defenders
I am absolutely DELIGHTED by Unitedhealth Group’s latest misfortunes.
Over 100, going to the doctor is optional, but if you do go in, you get to have any lab test or imaging study you want. Sestamibi scan? Sure! Cardiac MRI? Why not!
I’m good
I was a nurse’s worst nightmare
Me too
Happy 5 year anniversary of the worst Mother’s Day gift I have ever given my wife: The opportunity to perform chest compressions on me for 10 minutes.
Ordered! Thank you!
Whoa whoa back up, you wash your hands BEFORE taking a piss?
That sounds like a great read. Thanks!
