@glaucomflecken.bsky.social
Ophthalmologist. Comedian. Speaker. Jonathan.
Love will not, in fact, bring us together.
17.09.2025 14:59 — 👍 28 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0The only hope of uniting this country is in our shared hatred of health insurance companies. We should lean into that.
17.09.2025 14:58 — 👍 1078 🔁 174 💬 38 📌 8I’m on it!
23.07.2025 21:39 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Quite possibly the most important medical discussion of our time:
THE FIRST SPHINCTER DRAFT
listen/watch the latest episode of Knock Knock Hi on YouTube or anywhere you get podcasts.
let us know who’s team of sphincters is best.
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@glaucomflecken.bsky.social
MINDSET THERAPY KEANU REEVES ONCE SAID "I'M AT THAT STAGE IN LIFE WHERE I STAY OUT OF DISCUSSIONS. EVEN IF YOU SAY 1+1=5. YOU'RE RIGHT, HAVE FUN."
I think I’m at this point with the “doctors are pharma shills/root cause of disease” crowd. You do you buddy, I’ll see you for your cataract surgery.
05.06.2025 20:21 — 👍 779 🔁 47 💬 24 📌 4They removed it through her medial orbit. I do not advise going through the eye to reach anything not inside the eye.
02.06.2025 02:06 — 👍 453 🔁 23 💬 24 📌 2Spooky
30.05.2025 20:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Nah why would he eat ticks when he has a magical self replenishing cat food bowl
28.05.2025 03:03 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Yes
28.05.2025 03:00 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Stealing cat food. He knows what he’s doing
28.05.2025 02:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0He is now obese 🤣
28.05.2025 02:06 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0There’s a stray cat who comes around our house. He was looking skinny, so we’ve been leaving out cat food. Haven’t seen him in awhile, but the food was gone every morning, so I assumed he was eating it. Turns out a fat ass possum has been eating it. Asshole has been living like a king on cat food.
28.05.2025 02:00 — 👍 951 🔁 34 💬 67 📌 5one time i took my broken glasses to an old school eyeglass repair shop and the guy did a fantastic job, couldn’t even see the original break, but i saw a bit of smudge on the lens so i tried to wipe it with my t-shirt and he yelled “no!” at me and snatched them back to clean them properly
24.05.2025 14:27 — 👍 233 🔁 18 💬 7 📌 0People do this in healthcare and it always irritates me. “Look at that patient. They sit there with an iPhone but say they can’t afford their medications?” Buddy, you are mad at the wrong thing.
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21.05.2025 23:56 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I made this video 2 years ago. I had a lot of people tell me I was being dramatic. Now we know UNH are pushing nursing home to get residents to sign DNRs. I’m so glad people are waking up.
youtube.com/shorts/ZZtHN...
What it feels like to be vaccinated
16.05.2025 13:39 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Dr. Naomi Wolf. 8 NYT Bestsel... & Follow @naomirwolf I have a horrible feeling that many vaccinated people will never fully recover their heart energy. Do you know what I mean? That warm glow you used to get from heart to heart hugging of people, is diminished with some vaccinated people, to a brief flicker, much fainter life force? Energy healers, does anything work to heal this in your experience?
When you’re an anti-vaxxer and also bad at Zelda
16.05.2025 13:33 — 👍 1324 🔁 147 💬 150 📌 30The tanking UHG stock price is cool and everything, but what really makes me smile is the thought of their investors crying and filling their diapers because UHC isn’t killing poor people good enough.
15.05.2025 23:45 — 👍 368 🔁 24 💬 7 📌 0
Vinay Prasad MD M @VPrasadMDM • 10h Of course, **if** doctors only recommended proven medical Rx then no insurance company should say no The problem is doctors OFTEN recommend unproven or harmful things.
The ENTIRE healthcare system is broken, not just health insurance companies. It is NOT HEROIC to assassinate insurance CEOs The assassin is an "asshole that is going to die in prison," as Fetterman says VINAY PRASAD DEC 12, 2024
The ENTIRE healthcare system is broken, not just health insurance companies. It is NOT HEROIC to assassinate insurance CEOs The assassin is an "asshole that is going to die in prison," as Fetterman says VINAY PRASAD DEC 12, 2024
I’d like to dedicate the DOJs ongoing investigation into Medicare fraud committed by Unitedhealth Group to one of the health insurance industries staunchest defenders
15.05.2025 23:26 — 👍 300 🔁 34 💬 12 📌 2
Neurosurgery with a satisfied smile
I am absolutely DELIGHTED by Unitedhealth Group’s latest misfortunes.
15.05.2025 23:10 — 👍 590 🔁 38 💬 9 📌 0Over 100, going to the doctor is optional, but if you do go in, you get to have any lab test or imaging study you want. Sestamibi scan? Sure! Cardiac MRI? Why not!
14.05.2025 17:34 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m good
11.05.2025 18:38 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I was a nurse’s worst nightmare
11.05.2025 18:37 — 👍 38 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Me too
11.05.2025 18:21 — 👍 31 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Picture of Dr. Glaucomflecken post cardiac arrest
Happy 5 year anniversary of the worst Mother’s Day gift I have ever given my wife: The opportunity to perform chest compressions on me for 10 minutes.
11.05.2025 18:19 — 👍 1246 🔁 41 💬 48 📌 1Ordered! Thank you!
11.05.2025 15:06 — 👍 30 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Whoa whoa back up, you wash your hands BEFORE taking a piss?
11.05.2025 14:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That sounds like a great read. Thanks!
11.05.2025 03:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0But like what happens in people’s brains that send them down these anti-science rabbit holes. Other than RFKs brain worm, there has to be something.
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