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Pixels Puddlefen

@pixelthegnome.bsky.social

a little gnome on an endless quest to find mushrooms 🍄 and bite tall leg ankles 🌈 living in the dark swamp

4,541 Followers  |  1,351 Following  |  24,749 Posts  |  Joined: 03.07.2023
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Sorry I can't make it. The rest of the week is looking super busy: Today is Prince spaghetti day. Tomorrow I fashion a shillelagh from a cursed oak burl. Friday is the timberdoodle show beneath the moon

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vampire in a coffin from a 90s ricola commercial.

vampire in a coffin from a 90s ricola commercial.

doing a deep dive on ricola dracula

04.03.2026 15:50 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Going to start using the word whilst just to piss people off.

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the half-life of your average container of blush is 1,000 years. archeologists of the far future will still be able to use the samples of nars orgasm you got from sephora.

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At 17k followers I will pawp ma poussay

04.03.2026 03:24 — 👍 31    🔁 6    💬 3    📌 0

there have been and always will be horrors that persist but these current ones are by far the worst bc they’re happening to me

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Seems like a good year to try to bring back asbestos insulation if that's your thing

04.03.2026 14:35 — 👍 75    🔁 23    💬 3    📌 0

nice eyeballs, real original

04.03.2026 12:10 — 👍 23    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 1

ahhhh nice, the pumpkin smasher has another great opinion.

04.03.2026 14:30 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 0

if you're all shriveled up and dead you might be dehydrated

03.03.2026 00:13 — 👍 37    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

How I arrived on Bluesky

04.03.2026 15:57 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 2

wtf is this , free us! 😡

04.03.2026 15:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Gnome Trap

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I often meet mythic beings who want me to answer their riddles. "What has wings but doesn't blah blah blah..." Shut up already. It's the ocean or man or some stupid shit. Go away, mythic being. I am pursuing whimsy. I don't have time for your questionnaires.

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yyyeeeesssss

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A full cluster of violet coral fungi reaches upward catching the fun light in a cradle of green

A full cluster of violet coral fungi reaches upward catching the fun light in a cradle of green

Rise and shine! It’s time for whimsy!
#WhimsyWednesday

04.03.2026 13:22 — 👍 28    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

just walk into your local woods and you’ll find it

04.03.2026 15:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i bring that BWE (big whimsy energy)

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you’re already just bones

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two men in fbi uniforms sit at a desk with a tape recorder ALT: two men in fbi uniforms sit at a desk with a tape recorder
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VAVOOM!

04.03.2026 02:40 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I’m starting my daylight saving time rage a week early so I’m properly prepared.

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she was rare, like an undercooked burger.

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goddamn the internet has gotten stupid
not anybody here, but everywhere else

03.03.2026 07:40 — 👍 89    🔁 30    💬 6    📌 1

The best way to avoid an expensive divorce is by not getting married in the first place.

Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.

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emperor nero had a special chamber known as the scrotarium where he went to have his nuts rubbed

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think this is the first post of mine someone’s saved

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