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Defense, Technology, Tabletop Games, and hopefully not being annexed.

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We might opt for a troops-for-troops kinda thing, temporarily deploy assets to europe to free up forces that are willing/relevant to defending turkey

05.03.2026 06:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And there's the battleship, which isn't a battleship, and wants to use diesel engines to try and power 100s of kw of lasers and a railgun (abandoned USN project, turns out railguns actually work but are for now more trouble than they're worth) so it's more of a fragile masculinity support boat.

05.03.2026 06:03 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In a somewhat confusing move, they announced that the late and overbudget, but mostly complete FFG(X), would be replaced by FF(X), a militarized version of the coast guard cutter, notably lacking a proper built in missile armament (hence no G for guided missile), a questionable pick.

05.03.2026 05:56 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You want numbers to free up the more capable ships for the harder jobs and generally to bulk up the fleet. They chose to adapt a successful European design from Fincantieri for FFG(X) but the redesign had to be so extensive to meet USN standards time and money savings were moot.

05.03.2026 05:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

USN has lots of good boats, but quite a few of their hulls are physically aging out of safe usability. The production line for the Arleigh Burke, an all around very capable ship, won't be able to replace age losses alone. The program to build a smaller cheaper sidekick to the Burke is having issues.

05.03.2026 05:56 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Anyone got a medal check, or at least what medals the machine tried to generate on our AI generated foot fetish chudslop lady, was she a pipe hitter before settling down for a life of pixelated objectification?

05.03.2026 00:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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> Kanye beat
> COD montage + killstreak
> Grainy strike footage

Fuck this stupid chud world

05.03.2026 00:02 — 👍 46    🔁 7    💬 2    📌 0

15x10 is kind of the benchmark for a mechanized force out in a temperate European context, which is somewhat of a meaningless figure as the number of variables which can heavily affect this is huge nowadays.

04.03.2026 23:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

These days most manuals strip out mentions of hard numbers and direct future commanders to analyze terrain and capabilities to determine their frontage on the fly. Mission, terrain, modern sensors, really modify things. A brigade could hold 50+km in the defense in the desert, or only 1-3 in a city.

04.03.2026 23:48 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm hearing this isn't true, but even if it was, that's a brigade, a single brigade, a fully equipped one of which is capable of stretching itself to take an eye watering 15km of frontage to a depth of 10km on a linear fight, or like one medium sized town.

04.03.2026 23:22 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Like all aging stars their output falls precipitously but that doesn't make them incapable of the occasional banger

04.03.2026 19:21 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have a fact-based feeling this is instantly going to enter my lexicon

04.03.2026 19:20 — 👍 94    🔁 12    💬 2    📌 0

These are the kinda people who oppose space exploration because landing on airless rocks is morally evil

04.03.2026 19:02 — 👍 20    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Gotta get some CRA agents on those evac flights

04.03.2026 18:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A teeny tiny bit you, Bill, but we get the sentiment

04.03.2026 15:41 — 👍 64    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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LEGACY HORNET SWEEP RAHHHHH

04.03.2026 07:53 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same plane started with Sparrows and MESA now rocking 120Ds and AESA

04.03.2026 06:55 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The CF-188 HEP II is definitely up there for NATO's most slammed out multirole. Original early serial A frames rocking rebuilt engines with C series parts and legacy hornet adapted super hornet sensors. It's like a scuffed ass Mitsubishi Lancer Evo rocking a new Porsche's worth of aftermarket shit.

04.03.2026 06:53 — 👍 21    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Mark Carney hear me, get the KF-21 Boramae, the Koreans will invent a different coloured RAM for us paint our false cockpit again if we ask nicely and throw in on development costs

04.03.2026 06:16 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Gonna go to the Donald Trump memorial Saskatchewanian uranium chain gang mine with a smile on my face until the radiation takes me

04.03.2026 06:10 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Honestly an RCAF F-18 winning a WVR dogfight with a US jet would fix me forever

04.03.2026 06:08 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

They're basically stealth now with their frames being more bondo than metal

04.03.2026 05:54 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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"USN Hornets forming off of our 5 o'clock to join us for the strike"

"Flight lead, the navy doesn't have any regular hornets anymore"

04.03.2026 05:53 — 👍 29    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

RCAF now guaranteed to go down like lions with a 10-1 kill ratio when we get invaded early next year as a distraction from the midterm crisis.

04.03.2026 05:50 — 👍 61    🔁 7    💬 3    📌 1
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Economists, stupidly: Carney is doing more deficit spending with barely any headroom, which will damage Canada's exceptional financial record and debt to GDP ratio

Mvrk Cvrney summoning billions in resource royalties from thin air:

04.03.2026 05:06 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They should just make him transportation secretary for life, admins change, but the trains run on Pete

04.03.2026 05:03 — 👍 28    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

@sharonk.bsky.social this is entirely your bag

04.03.2026 04:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Citizenship* idk why my phone autocorrect separated it like that

04.03.2026 04:52 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Spur of the moment business trip stop at an Indo-Chinese fusion gastro pub has me weirdly patriotic enjoying street food and observing a group of girls out on the town after their citizen ship ceremony with Canadian flag headbands

04.03.2026 04:51 — 👍 21    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0