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Defense, Technology, Tabletop Games, and hopefully not being annexed.

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Anyone got a medal check, or at least what medals the machine tried to generate on our AI generated foot fetish chudslop lady, was she a pipe hitter before settling down for a life of pixelated objectification?

05.03.2026 00:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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> Kanye beat
> COD montage + killstreak
> Grainy strike footage

Fuck this stupid chud world

05.03.2026 00:02 — 👍 44    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 0

15x10 is kind of the benchmark for a mechanized force out in a temperate European context, which is somewhat of a meaningless figure as the number of variables which can heavily affect this is huge nowadays.

04.03.2026 23:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

These days most manuals strip out mentions of hard numbers and direct future commanders to analyze terrain and capabilities to determine their frontage on the fly. Mission, terrain, modern sensors, really modify things. A brigade could hold 50+km in the defense in the desert, or only 1-3 in a city.

04.03.2026 23:48 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'm hearing this isn't true, but even if it was, that's a brigade, a single brigade, a fully equipped one of which is capable of stretching itself to take an eye watering 15km of frontage to a depth of 10km on a linear fight, or like one medium sized town.

04.03.2026 23:22 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Like all aging stars their output falls precipitously but that doesn't make them incapable of the occasional banger

04.03.2026 19:21 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I have a fact-based feeling this is instantly going to enter my lexicon

04.03.2026 19:20 — 👍 92    🔁 11    💬 2    📌 0

These are the kinda people who oppose space exploration because landing on airless rocks is morally evil

04.03.2026 19:02 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Gotta get some CRA agents on those evac flights

04.03.2026 18:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A teeny tiny bit you, Bill, but we get the sentiment

04.03.2026 15:41 — 👍 61    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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LEGACY HORNET SWEEP RAHHHHH

04.03.2026 07:53 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same plane started with Sparrows and MESA now rocking 120Ds and AESA

04.03.2026 06:55 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The CF-188 HEP II is definitely up there for NATO's most slammed out multirole. Original early serial A frames rocking rebuilt engines with C series parts and legacy hornet adapted super hornet sensors. It's like a scuffed ass Mitsubishi Lancer Evo rocking a new Porsche's worth of aftermarket shit.

04.03.2026 06:53 — 👍 21    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Mark Carney hear me, get the KF-21 Boramae, the Koreans will invent a different coloured RAM for us paint our false cockpit again if we ask nicely and throw in on development costs

04.03.2026 06:16 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Gonna go to the Donald Trump memorial Saskatchewanian uranium chain gang mine with a smile on my face until the radiation takes me

04.03.2026 06:10 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Honestly an RCAF F-18 winning a WVR dogfight with a US jet would fix me forever

04.03.2026 06:08 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

They're basically stealth now with their frames being more bondo than metal

04.03.2026 05:54 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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"USN Hornets forming off of our 5 o'clock to join us for the strike"

"Flight lead, the navy doesn't have any regular hornets anymore"

04.03.2026 05:53 — 👍 29    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

RCAF now guaranteed to go down like lions with a 10-1 kill ratio when we get invaded early next year as a distraction from the midterm crisis.

04.03.2026 05:50 — 👍 61    🔁 7    💬 3    📌 1
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Economists, stupidly: Carney is doing more deficit spending with barely any headroom, which will damage Canada's exceptional financial record and debt to GDP ratio

Mvrk Cvrney summoning billions in resource royalties from thin air:

04.03.2026 05:06 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They should just make him transportation secretary for life, admins change, but the trains run on Pete

04.03.2026 05:03 — 👍 27    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

@sharonk.bsky.social this is entirely your bag

04.03.2026 04:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Citizenship* idk why my phone autocorrect separated it like that

04.03.2026 04:52 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Spur of the moment business trip stop at an Indo-Chinese fusion gastro pub has me weirdly patriotic enjoying street food and observing a group of girls out on the town after their citizen ship ceremony with Canadian flag headbands

04.03.2026 04:51 — 👍 21    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My hottest take is that Elizabeth's reign is somewhat overrated in retrospect as she still made a mess of her children, was quite distinctly in the pocket of the Tories, and on balance exercised her influence in both some good ways (Rhodesia) but also some quite dubious ways, especially later on.

04.03.2026 04:16 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

However he's deeply involved in some good causes and been pretty merciless irg2 Andrew, which even as a purely defensive move is still better than Elizabeth covering for him. Ultimately I think his reign will be fairly positive just because he's unlikely to have it be long enough to fuck it up!

04.03.2026 04:10 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

He's definitely a fairly complicated person and definitely not entirely a great human being (Diana and such), which is both a product of his being the last royal generation raised like traditional royalty, apart from society, which generates neuroses at a high rate.

04.03.2026 04:10 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah I did what I could, I'm not upset by that, the problem is the uncertainty now!

04.03.2026 00:45 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Third round interview, just finished the evals, seems like I did about average, they're gonna hire 16/36 of us, so now I get to spend the next month stressing because I didn't fuck it up too bad to not care, or ace it enough to be guaranteed.

04.03.2026 00:04 — 👍 29    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0