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Cats must fight great battles of the mind to prevent malevolent spirits from entering the home that is why they’re so sleepy all the time

Maybe I just need to take a good long night drive and I'll have it all figured out. Good plan.

This makes sense why you recreationally write documentation for histories that haven't happened yet.

I am reminded of the Whit Stillman line from Barcelona:
"Oh, shootings, yes. But that doesn't mean Americans are more violent than other people. We're just better shots."

Oh man, when do I get to watch Akira and Ghost in the Shell with the kids? Or is this the type of thing I should ban so they guaranteed watch it in secret

I know I'm just posting obvious shit over and over again, but: Interesting to see how quickly belief in the Big Lie shoots up among racially resentful Trump supporters post-2020 election. It takes some time for less-resentful T supporters to get brought along

California park's viral flower field destroyed overnight Visitors arrived to find that all the viral flowers had been demolished.

OTOH, visiting state parks is good
OTOH, non native species are bad
OTOH, removing vegetation from state parks is bad
OTOH, making influencers sad is good

I'm very torn here, y'all.

www.sfgate.com/centralcoast...

Sorry this took me so long. I've had a week.

Not sure why but one of the finest Twitter bits popped into my head tonight while walking the dog and I've been chuckling about it again for the last 10 minutes

I refuse to learn any more about EA than I regrettably already have and you can't make me.

But there's always been the tension between technology solutions and learning. Do I need to learn how to write really proper Python code for my core job function? It helps sure but not key. Should students still learn how to price an option via a binomial tree to get the intuition? Absolutely.

If Los Angeles did not exist, it would be necessary for us to create it from the raw stuff of our dreams.

When you turn 45, sober up, stop eating as much red meat half for diet and half for price, that's what economists call a hedonistic adjustment.

OSINT this, OSINT that, why don't you open source some intelligence into getting a girlfriend, eh?

"and this is a movement from... California."

"And Austin, which is like California but in Texas. And there is a festival."

"Ah Davos. Yes very familiar"

"No this one is in Nevada"

Imagine explaining EA to someone who went to Oxford:

"Ah yes altruism, the principle or practice of unselfish concern for or devotion to the welfare of others."

"Usually, but the effective kind mostly consists of small doses lysergic acid diethylamide, orgies, and worrying about a computer god."

At some point I'm going to start suspecting that someone at the ft is utilizing Sankey charts just to juice engagement a bit

Oh beating the tar out of her sister is just how she handles adversity

One kitten was shut into a cupboard for a few minutes and now she's running about beating the tar out of the other kitten

Report cover with title “Wyoming truck accident facts 1977,” with the first letter of each word emphasized so that “WTAF” is prominent. Illustrations of truck accidents.

Kyle

Hedge fund manager fails to quantify risk 😂

Imagine being able to do something without a cat in your lap. No I mean I have to imagine it because these things are sneakily aggressive, what the heck

This is me just never putting 2 + 2 together but oh yeah all of the plains being put under plow in the 19th century would fuck with global commodity prices, eh?

Bluesky drafts, or as it is otherwise known, “the graveyard of posts I meant to cancel but the UX is designed to promote the unintended behavioral path to promote a new app feature”