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i cant explain it but this post is exactly what accidently taking a full 15 mgs of adderall at 7 pm feels like

16.10.2025 05:35 — 👍 5    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

reality lacks verisimilitude

14.05.2025 22:15 — 👍 20    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

i'm still doing it again tho

02.07.2025 20:13 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

okay turns out i did this before already. something about cycles within cycles or whatever

my bad

02.07.2025 20:13 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

look i hate the demiurge too but if any of you gnostic bitches ever did manage to end the cycle and undo creation I'm just gonna have to initiate the act of creation all over again myself because the other thing is really boring to me. nothing personal

14.06.2025 05:55 — 👍 34    🔁 6    💬 3    📌 2

this was possibly the best thread on this site at the time and likely one of the best.

Gnostic Cars Universe

09.07.2025 17:35 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

*girl about to ascended into false divinity talking to her gnostic gf*
"w- would you still love me if i was an archon?"

14.04.2025 21:25 — 👍 52    🔁 9    💬 5    📌 1

if I ever find out I have brain cancer I'm naming the tumor after her

15.10.2025 21:54 — 👍 300    🔁 4    💬 7    📌 0

think i just did

16.10.2025 05:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you know what they say. if you want to do things micely you can't rush

16.10.2025 05:08 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

most of us will never know our own destruct phrase until it's too late sadly

21.04.2025 00:54 — 👍 19    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

every one of us has a word or term that if someone searched it would instantly destroy us

21.04.2025 00:51 — 👍 235    🔁 21    💬 19    📌 1

this is up there with the fridge-phone thread

16.10.2025 05:03 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

𝗺𝗶𝗰𝗲𝗹𝘆

16.10.2025 05:02 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"Caught in 4K"

16.10.2025 05:01 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

aw, pity but that makes sense

16.10.2025 05:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i have... very similar brainworms

16.10.2025 04:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🫂

16.10.2025 04:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Noooooooooooo

16.10.2025 04:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i'm the only tranny too dull in online chat topics to have a designated fbi guy

16.10.2025 04:41 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i wanted to share my dumbest thoughts with all the new ppl

16.10.2025 04:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

wait, is the "My Bangers" feed gone?

16.10.2025 04:27 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

walking through the land between trenches and enjoying yourself

16.10.2025 03:45 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ugh
organic bots

16.10.2025 03:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the ones that were really A Lot were the Sage starter packs. serious inundation of new ppl who didn't know what they were getting into

16.10.2025 03:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Wisp wanted to be added because "that's me. my life. look at it. i should be on that." and i pointed out she never posts tho lol

16.10.2025 03:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i miss cider

16.10.2025 03:31 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i'm actually (Terrifying). but halloween is for fun

16.10.2025 03:30 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it's my costume

16.10.2025 03:26 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

and her pausing, thinking, then quietly/seriously saying "i'm prepared to join the gnostics"

16.10.2025 03:24 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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