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so what i'm learning here is JK would've been a fantastic youtube slop creator. the kind with a lot of extremely obnoxious original characters she does for excruciating bits to make a point about Certain Kinds of People

another reason the US stuff was never gonna be useful for milking spinoffs. for one thing the "quaint britishism" was part of the appeal to latent anglophiles in the US audience. but also just, did you see the houses etc for the US wizards? most sauceless shit i've ever seen put to paper

the next few were trying to tap the rapidly drying well.
then by 5 she had no fuckin clue what she wanted to do or any idea where to go or how to tie shit up so by the time you get to 7 it's unbearably bad

the first 1 or 2 were really just complete strokes of luck imo

bizarre parallels i'm sure are nothing to read into. oh hey, she wrote the screenplays for/had full creative control and veto over decisions related to making the prequels right? how weird

turns out the setting kinda is shit and nobody running the ship has any good ideas that don't reveal the weird middle-class british hangups composed of internal demons shaped like oswald mosely that reside within their cultural core

hell yeah, get that bag friend. inviting you to the christmas party so the apartment secret santa rocks this year

last thing they want is for ppl to not be actively consuming some new form of it because without the constant buy-in of spiritually-disneyadult types it would die out fairly quickly

they don't want it to fall out of public consciousness so they're doing the only idea they prob had left

they literally could not figure out how to make more stories of it because the setting is so bad you can't do much with it outside the original. the spinoff attempts were all colossal flops for how much money was put behind them

the dream fr

feel better Hesse! 🙏✨💚

i know right? living in the goth gf apartment complex and working a minimal job that makes juuuust enough to afford that and some stuff. sounds chill

A ruined sanctuary in the forest

Finally putting this background in the game! #FortuneAndGlory #screenshotsaturday #pixelart

damn, she's livin good is what you're saying

the people, they crave the warmth. the fluid of life. during this era of cold nothing else will satisfy

being a casual hater is a fun recreational activity for everyone tbh

god that sounds about perfect rn. it's cold as heck here

good work/life balance being put into practice

sounds like a day well spent tbqhwy. especially if the cute gets that many Os

i see that

weird

i had to move spots like 5 times. kept being weirdly sensitive today

if they didn't let him it'd be a crime

Poorly photoshopped picture of Vin Diesel and some rock’em sock’em robots with the caption: Always been a Mattel fan, but watching them evolve into a cinematic creative force has been inspiring. Their commitment to storytelling and cultural impact makes this partnership special. Excited to bring this childhood classic to modern audiences with a story that examines competition in a world measured by strength, yet reveals compassion as the truest power. Hats off to @mattel This is going to be a fun one. Let's crush this

“Mattel’s commitment to storytelling and cultural impact makes this partnership special” is my secret code phrase to let you know I’ve been kidnapped fyi

there ya go, just repost this whenever now. i never need to learn what the actual current discourse is ever again

everyone always swinging at shadows because you're on edge and powerless. then when there's nothing there you make up a person who might've been there to get angry at for making you furious enough to take a swing, because you can't just have been wrong

oh neat, it looks like it's wolves

yeah i've been busy with the moving stuff, cleaning, and work all week so i've not even really been online

looking at the timeline. wtf are you all on about today?