Aria Winningson

putting on a pair of sunglasses and insisting he's a different guy? classic hank

now that i have had several seconds to think about it, i realize that char would fit right in with hank's other personas

because he's also a combining robot pilot (mechashiva)

once again resetting the "days since someone tried to relitigate cohost" clock

imagine arguing online about piracy with a guy who wore a suit to anime club. couldn't be me.

this is how this website feels right now

i love magic slang because half of it has a logical explanation and the other half is "it's the name of a calzone this one guy liked"

Aria Winningson (@TheWeightOfUwU@jorts.horse) 0 Posts, 6 Following, 1 Follower ·

not jumping ship just yet but the backup is jorts.horse/@TheWeightOf...

if @bsky.app introduced a "Demon's Mode" — what do you think it would be? what problem would you want it to solve?

"which player is shinji in this scenario" all of them

i have been working on this and the shape it is currently taking is "what if shinji was abused by his polycule instead of his dad"

perfection!

fun fact: all coastlines are the same length

need him to do photoshoots for each and every one of these

no story can truly refute nihilism because i can just choose not to read it

mains power is very dangerous, but also easy to secure. bedbugs are much less harmful by comparison, but way harder to deal with. like if the SCPs were common mundane household things instead of bizarre singletons.

i had a vision

if any of the democratic candidates do the needful, they will be the first one i vote for in 20 years

The internet has made us all stupid

A blank ternary plot with the labels "grungler" "chaser" "egg"

fuck a tier list, put your guys on this chart

You know what? Screw this site! I’m going to make my OWN social media. We’re going to go back to good old forums! To fund it and ensure that people will act right around each other, I’ll set an entry fee of $10. And because it’s gonna be more sex positive than this site, we’ll call ourselves Goo—

STILL IS

imagine a guy like this exclaiming, "this shite is so arse." because there's a huge overlap between this type of person and the type of person who refuses to say real swears.

"we just call balls and strikes," say the mods, as they ignore the guy throwing balls directly at the batter

mains power vs. bedbugs

hey wait that's unfair

Jamie Foxx is on a quest to find 99 cursed golden coins and return them to their rightful resting place

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Aria Winningson 1,312 followers

fuck yeah