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Ok well I found it, an old team photo of me and my old team mate Pierre Poillievre. I blocked out the names of the rest of the team just incase they might not be happy with their names being published without permission. I wasn't making it up.

Dear Mckenzie Scott. My back always hurts and I don't want to work anymore. Can you please give me $1million? I won't even spend it irresponsibly. I'll pay down debt, do nice things for people, make tiktoks and just chill.

I'm totally serious here, $1million could really help me deal woth a lot.

What the hell is going on with the internet lately?? You can barely go anywhere without tripping over all these swastikas someone keeps leaving lying around.

Don't we commonly refer to science denialists as ding dongs?

He may have accidentally seig heiled there....twice... i mean who doesn't do that when they're caught up in a bunch of excitement?

MAGA can go eat a bag of dicks. 🖕

I am less ok with my data going to the US as I am with it going to the Chinese Communist Party.

US tiktokers still showing up on my fyp for the moment

Hi so just wanted to up date our friends in the US about the #tiktokban your content is still showing up on my fyp here in canada. That says to me that they intend to bring it back. Probably right after it's sold to Zuck or Elon i would imagine

I KNEW IT!

Something about disney aquiring Marvel?

We're all going to catch snippets of it on social media anyway. Plus America the series is just getting repetitive, lazy writing. I just don't wanna.

THANK YOU!!!

I don't care if it bombed, I'm still pissed I couldn't watch the Willow series on Disney.

Question for Trump supporters. Wtf is wrong with you?

Just let em free hand it 👍

Well no, not really. I tend to lose interest when I'm not getting what I want. It's a bit of a problem sometimes. But it is what it is.

I'm going with Dr Ho. Of all the time lords, his neck is the most comfy.

Because it'll piss them off.

"Do you have insta?"

No, that experiment ended long ago. I concluded that it's a silly place with very little to offer me. I really don't understand the appeal.

No it's fine, don't follow me, I'm used to it. *sobs in middle child*

Have they made an app where Canadians get paid money to haphazardly give hot takes on issues they barely grasp yet? Everyone else gets one, when's it going to be our turn??

So bluesky hey? It's Twitter, but with no Elon. Full disclosure, I lost interest in Twitter well before he acquired it. But the part where Elon isn't here to shit everything up is a big selling point for me, so here I am.

There's nothing sexy about mermaids. What she gonna do, squirt her mermaid eggs on some rocks for me to fertilize? Nah I'm good Ariel, take your eggs and your 90s mall hair over to aquaman or something. I bet he's into that kind of thing.

Disclaimer:
No, I'm not actually 5

Hi, I'm 5 and I don't know how to internet. Can someone help me take an image of me only make it look good for a profile Pic here?

@lisab0923.bsky.social first person I hit follow for here