Sam Clemente

A line graph of unique visitors over the past month, showing spikes throughout the whole month, but a total of 311 unique visitors

Recently cleared 300 unique visitors on @index.blog.samclemente.me.ap.brid.gy!

Thanks everyone for checking it out! For those who haven't: blog.samclemente.me

A screenshot of the Stygian Tech website with a new monospace font instead of the old serif font

Just pushed a little design refresh to https://stygiantech.dev

Was able to refactor some code to stop calling useEffect() to swap between light and dark mode for device mockups to keep more of the site rendered server-side

Check it out!

#WebDev #Technology #React #NextJS #IndieWeb #SmallWeb

Wait. That's illegal. Meme

If it’s anything other than this, it’s false advertising

See people usually complain that we try to send them a raw string via TCP/IP and want an API endpoint that returns JSON (despite being 10x slower than our current solution)

Idk if y’all know this but @countablenewt.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy is my more active account so feel free to follow me there!

A party speaker lit up in purple on a dance floor

Also: weddings once the DJ’s off duty

This is because 80% of support issues are either "turn it off and back on again" or "RTFM"

Like they say in security: there’s no such thing as a backdoor just for the good guys

Like the only way to prevent nazis from having total control over what’s being put on the platform is to build it so that NOBODY can have total control over what’s on the platform

Coming back here to remind everyone that this platform has composable moderation for exactly this reason

On second thought that’s a waste of a good cactus

Perhaps a roto-tiller

Something inanimate

A) I didn’t know the nazis coopted that

B) They can go fuck themselves with cacti

C) I’m surprisingly consistent in my “I am my target audience” stance on my posts

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D) (ง •̀_•́)ง

Nazis are wack and my shitty jokes are for me, not for likes

Wow so you hate boxes?

Biking your partner in a cargo bike will never not be peak relationship goals

The vans of an ICE agent pretending they matter…no clue where bro’s boots went but skater shoes are definitely not a substitute

What’re those?!?! Clearly not standard issue

Really interested how the TikTok ban made it out of committee unaniously

At the time I was interested, had that information been declassified, we would have been able to get a sense of what they saw in committee that managed to get bipartisan support

But they didn’t

So I’m assuming it was dumb

So cool how you were able to make your pizza into the shape of a half roast chicken

"If you sit there and zoom in on screenshots of different UI elements, sure you’ll probably find something.

That’s been true of every iteration of the OS. But speaking from experience, the less you think about it, the more it just works."

#Apple #Technology #Blog #Design #SocialWeb #WWDC25 […]

Reminder that recurring cost requires recurring income

It’s either subscriptions or ads

It’s like saying venmoing your friend who paid for your dinner is unreasonable

FWIW, Bluesky is my biggest referrer even though I spend a lot more time on Mastodon (which is my second largest referrer)

Fuck yeah

I have no clue what this is about, but you said "cool train" so that's good enough for me

Amtrak's flagship Acela trains get a long-awaited upgrade The NextGen Acela trains, as Amtrak calls them, are faster and lighter than the current fleet. They're scheduled to start revenue service along the Northeast Corridor on Thursday.

The NextGen Acela trains, as Amtrak calls them, are faster and lighter than the current fleet. They're scheduled to start revenue service along the Northeast Corridor on Thursday.