I would like a tiny spoon to scoop my ground up flower. Like to put in my bowl without spilling. Does that exist??
Should I buy a baby spoon?!
I hope when the asteroid comes, or the nukes or whatever, that it makes sure to kill all humanity, like no more humans ever. Like completely. We are a scourge on the earth. ✨️
I love when my cat gets on the bed and uses my foot as a pillow.
Her little snores are so cute. 🥹
Okay so like should I be tryna get lavender married?? Lol.
My locs are entering their bussdown era. I fear none of y'all can say shit to me again (as if you could before). 🤭
My culture is not a costume!
I think St. Denis is becoming a new comfort show for me. 🥹
I need a million more episodes, please, heavy on David Allen Grier.
I'm gonna go ahead and say it. My least favorite thing about being 30+ is that so many random things give me gas. And not like, folks should just stand downwind, but like raging gas pains. I am personally keeping GasX in business.
I'm literally rolling off my bed rn to make some tea so I can fart.
NutriGrain bar and and a Mountain Dewwwwwwwwwww
Me and both cats hugged at the same time tonight, like all of our cheeks were pressed together. It took a long time to get here. Lol.
TOTALLY WORTH ITTTTTTT.
Salad House really does something positive to my spirit. Lmaooo. I could eat there every dayyyyyy.
I'm cramping so bad, I wanna go outside, drop to my knees, and scream. But honestly, I don't have the energy to make it down the stairs. I'm gonna take a little nap, instead. 🥹
Finally watching the musical Mean Girls and Regina George is singing her ass off. Did not know this is Reneé Rapp! Should I be listening to her music?!!
Wait, is Marshawn Lynch officially an actor now??! Watching him in Bottoms and dyingggg. Lmaoo!
I saw him randomly in a murder mystery improv on Netflix a while back, and I love this for him!
Omgggggg, screaming about Quiet Ann even looking Arlene's way after she got her job back.
Wait, not me being on time to meet my friends for ONCE IN MY LIFE. Lmaoooo.
They're not gonna be proud of me, but I'm gonna stop and get a Baja Blast bc I deserve a little treat. ✨️
Rewatching The Big C, and it's just as amazing and fun and sad as I remember. 😭😭😭😭😭
Louie fucking Anderson ATEEE as Christine Baskets. 😭✨️
I made a fuck ton of soup a few weeks ago and put most of it in the freezer.
I just heated up my first bowl since taking some from the freezer and I'm about to cry. IT'S SO GOODDDDDDD. 🥹
I love soup season.
Jesus Christ, there's not one therapist in this while town either. Like everyone's mental health is shit.
Every supernatural creature needs to live somewhere else. They got enough going on. 😂
Sookie and Bill are starting to annoy tf outta me. Lmao. Like be together or not.
Also glad to see Tara hopefully leaving for good. Like all she's done is suffer this whole series.
Watching True Blood for the first time, currently on season 3.
And I think I'm attracted to Ericcccc. Omg. I was team Bill since the beginning. But Eric's reminding me how I felt about Spike when Buffy on. 🥴
I hate when people tell me to hurry up. Like now I'm suddenly in the mood to see how long I can actually take. Congrats ✨️
And I'll beat anybody ass bout them. 💖
Every time my best friend calls me their best friend, I be in my head like, I WON.
I haven't decided if I like True Blood yet. I think Jason is collossally stupid, and I blame Kenya for everything bad that's happened to Tara.
I started True Blood last week and all this show does is pmo.
I so badly want Tara to get her shit together.
I hate Jason and I think Sookie is dumb af. And she makes Bill and Sam do irrational things to save her from her dumb ass decisions.
I love my sunglasses. When I'm in public, it feels like an extra layer of personal space. 🥹
Now I feel like I need a fucking pet chicken. Lol
I didn't think Accutane would do much for me, but I was wronggggg. It's only been two weeks and my skin is already clearer than I thought possible. Like what pores??!
I didn't even put on foundation today, just spot concealed.
I'm finna be insufferable. 🥹
