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๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿณ chef bao ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿž๐Ÿฅฏ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ๐Ÿง…๐Ÿฅฌ๐Ÿง„๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿซ˜๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒฝ

@turtlebreads.bsky.social

๐Ÿฎ ่‹žๆบข baoโ€™s yap acct ๐Ÿฆ 20โ†‘ ๐Ÿข any pronouns ๐Ÿ˜ go to @turtlebaos.bsky.social for translations etc.

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our fire/CO alarm i think has reached its end of life bc it keeps beeping even after battery change but if not this is going to be rlly awkward

18.02.2026 22:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

holy hell the queer discourse is so bad in february we're never going to make it to june

18.02.2026 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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kbms

17.02.2026 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 84    ๐Ÿ” 30    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

crying not even the chinese international students were wearing red like ????? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

18.02.2026 04:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

broooo no one else is wearing red on campus i feel like the tweet that's like "i'm the only one serving cunt i'm sooo embarrassed" ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

17.02.2026 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

managed to finish my shower at exactly 11:59 pm

17.02.2026 05:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

vague posting makes me want to punch holes in people's walls

17.02.2026 03:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

isn't that crazy.....i've lost so much ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”

17.02.2026 02:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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isbc

16.02.2026 13:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In Japanese, you address elder men as OG-chan and i think that's beautiful

15.02.2026 19:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1242    ๐Ÿ” 486    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

bisexuality discourse this bad in february......pack it up pack it UP

16.02.2026 05:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

one of the saddest parts of growing up was when the dentist stopped asking me which fun flavor foam i wanted them to use. i miss strawberry and orange creamsicle. why the fuck is everything mint now.

16.02.2026 05:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

trying to bring a very chinese vibe into this application

16.02.2026 04:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thank god people post calendars of which days you're supposed to shower for cny so i don't have to do the math

15.02.2026 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

looking forward to pride events this year.....i WILL be attending i swear

15.02.2026 23:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HI SPOOKY

15.02.2026 23:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no na told me to put in that work....who am i to argue with beautiful women

15.02.2026 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

next week i take my life back......just have to make it through this deadline

15.02.2026 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

pros of online classes: avoiding weird guy

cons of online classes: you forget how to speak like a normal human being

15.02.2026 15:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

maybe i need to get better at conversation again it really does deteriorate when you don't talk regularly irl

15.02.2026 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ใƒŸ

15.02.2026 12:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 15    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hhhaaaappppyyyyyyy valentine's dayyyy

14.02.2026 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

showering is really hard work and a lot of steps actually so it's not very relaxing for me.....wish i could be someone who enjoys the process instead of the results (being clean and feeling like a person)

14.02.2026 04:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i feel like that picture of the lamb getting torn to bits by the wolves. please do NOT let your email text phone call whatever find me.

14.02.2026 03:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

everybody messaging me today....

14.02.2026 03:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Iโ€™m not like him. Iโ€™ll never be like him. #ff7

13.02.2026 22:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9116    ๐Ÿ” 3160    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

omgggg ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ you're right....i AM your dear oomfriend chef bao ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ

13.02.2026 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

maybe i'm just inventing more things to feel bad about

13.02.2026 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i was thinking about this some more and it's definitely happened. somewhere in corners i don't see there's people who now hate pompompurin bc they associate him with me.

13.02.2026 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i just think it's funny and cute and endearing and if that makes me a pervert then lock me up i guess

13.02.2026 23:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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