i gotta get more obnoxiously transgender with it. if you tag your shit futa i will just outright block u. begone from my kingdom of artistic excellence, naive. ye are not fit to spit-shine my six inch princess heels. im setting out on a quest to find fellow freaks

I DON’T WANT TO DIE WITHOUT EVER HAVING WORN A DRESS I DON’T WANT TO DIE WITHOUT HAVING BEEN TOUCHED WITH KINDNESS I DON’T WANT TO DIE WITHOUT HAVING EATEN A GOOD BAGEL I DON’T WANT TO DIE WITHOUT HAVING KEPT A REAL PROMISE GROWN WITH MY OWN CALLOUSED HANDS I DON’T WANT TO DIE WITHOUT STANDING IN THE ARC OF THE MOON AND KNOWING THAT HER LIGHT ALSO BELONGS TO ME AND ALL OF MY SO-SHAPED BELOVEDS AND I DON’T WANT TO DIE WITHOUT WAITING ON THE SHARP EDGE OF THE OCEAN AND NOT WANTING TO COME HOME AND I DON’T WANT TO DIE WITHOUT BUILDING LOVE WITH A HOMEBREW GIRL IN THE MILKY LIGHT OF THE MONITOR GLOW CASTING US INTO SHARP PARTS AND HARD PARTS AND I DON’T WANT TO DIE WITHOUT EVER HAVING TOLD THE TRUTH OR WITHOUT EVER HAVING FRENCH-BRAIDED MY HAIR OR BOUGHT A PINK SKIRT NOT TO WEAR BUT JUST TO HAVE OR GONE TO A NAIL SALON OR SEEN MY LIPS BLOOM SCARLET OR SANG AT KARAOKE NIGHT OR CRIED A REAL CRY OR MET MY REAL SELF OR BEEN REAL AT ALL AND I DON’T I DON’T I DON’T WANT TO DIE WITHOUT HAVING BEEN LOVED I JUST WANT TO LIVE I WANT TO LIVE

I DON’T WANT TO DIE WITHOUT EVER HAVING WORN A DRESS I DON’T WANT TO DIE WITHOUT HAVING BEEN TOUCHED WITH KINDNESS I DON’T WANT TO DIE WITHOUT HAVING EATEN A GOOD BAGEL I DON’T WANT TO DIE WITHOUT HAVING KEPT A REAL PROMISE GROWN WITH MY OWN CALLOUSED HANDS

REGRETS by NORA HIKARI

Mooooooooooood

CUM

Well it's certainly a good thing I don't

Pit Fighting

The bans aren't enough but they're a step in the right direction, nothing that shouldn't have been banned got hit and the remaining boogeymen can have more dedicated hate, also clarion conqueror might get better into the scary meta and I support my 3/3 dragon baby anywhere it goes

I WANT ALL THE DISPATCH GIRLS TO WORKPLACE VIOLATE ME

Mood

Damn wish a girl would slosh me into girl-slosh

Treat it like those jelly packets you technically can eat raw but should add boiling water to but with estrogen

Mood

That's adorable

I can't figure out if it's funnier that you just had a photo of you holding a coin purse around or if you just hurriedly tracked down your coin purse just to take this photo

See I can't tell if this is a euphemism or if you're just really fond of coin purses

I'm like Dexter but for manipulative people

Literally had to message my sisters today to ask if I could visit them and felt like I was trying to beg someone I'd murdered for forgiveness

*Person who greets me with snogging gifs*
*Person who finishes every message with "I love you"*
*Person who drew me a picture for my birthday*
Me: "Wow, all these people must secretly hate me"

am gonnae stick ma tongue in that hole

what happen

Hope you get some good rest

I'll wash your shower curtain

Washing them?

UBx control my beloved

I'll bite you back

Felt too self-conscious saying it was my birthday so tried to be subtle and cryptic, instead just came across arrogant and self-centred. Think 2 and a half hours is a new record for me ruining my own birthday

Beep boop

I'm actually a bot, sorry to tell you

Gotta figure out one for the W-hole alphabet

Woa